is it just me or does this guy have dwarf eyes? i honestly thought he was a midget but if he is either they're also midgets or he's the biggest midget in the world! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/the_daily_politics/8677336.stm p.s. i'd totally shag Penny Mordaunt, even if she does like killing foxes and punching kittens in her spare time. i imagine when she laughs it goes "hor hor hor-grunt", like a proper toff
He could be King of the Midgets, as he certainly does have the eyes and bulging forehead for it Penny would defo get it, she could scrape my jizz off her face with the silver spoon she was born with
doubt it, according to the interview she's in training to become a member of Her Majestys Reserve Forces so she no doubt now has a fandango like a smashed apple
My mate came out with a belter last weekend. He was talking about this fugly lassie he shagged and said:
i bet she drops that "i'm training to join the royal naval reserve...." on every interviewer who walks past with a camera [video=youtube;S8_DOOmHQgI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8_DOOmHQgI&feature=related[/video] i still love her though. i bet she owns a riding crop.
the normal-man-but-midget-head phenomenon continues http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/edinburgh_east_and_fife/10162872.stm
