you wanted to run for government, i want to seize power in a revolution. this is my party. my cabinet: Supreme leader : Dougie Underling 1 : Scarlett johansen Minister for buzz words/the disabled: Lone ranger Minister for drugs: Nev Minister for war: Emperor Phil Minister for control of gingers : Eric Cartman Minister for imigration : Girvan Minister for using big words and rape: venom Minister for transport: Pud Minister for control of chocolate pokers : ML11 Minister for news : News Bot Minister for cleaning up dog **** / Minister for midgets : Brum Minister for technology : B-Celtic Head of the Secret Police :Noel Edmonds
Can I apply for a Junior Minister posistion in the Ministry of Drugs .... Either that, can I apply for the Minister of transport! The War Minsiter needs to just take the post!
am off the drugs again by the way until ibiza again got dug up for goin 3 ways on a quarter last monday. a thot he was just puttin lines oot the ****!!! didny know a was in on it. and another quarter 3 ways on saturday. see a wudnt mind if it was good ching but its ****in balls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm getting soem amazing ching the now... more like the stuff I was getting 10 year ago! My nose is liek a ****in waterfall...
I bought an Oscar of good gear for that Stag night. Was standing in the queue at the heliport to get my bags searched on Monday and blood just started pouring out my nose. Thank **** they never drug tested me
as a ginger i might struggle in this cabinet. how about emperor phil for Minister for War? please log in to view this image he's already got the hat, and we'd have India back in no time
Aye, stick me in the corner fixin VCR's while you lads run about takin drugs, wage war and tip spazzies over. I'm gonna fix them machines so they all chew yer tapes
now the cabinet is filled we need to form a killing list for the secret police. 1) Bob Geldof 2)Bono and any one else who is known by a single name 3) John Barrowman 4)Lewwis Hamilton 5) Ricky Gervais Before anyone says it Thatcher is on the torture list.
its the principle of the thing. we got chased out by a **** in a table cloth and no shoes. and the ****er didnt even fight back! we could sell it to china, they need to expand. then it'll be off to deal with those uppity colonists! please log in to view this image HUZZZZZAHHHH!!!!!!
there doesn't seem to be anyone fronting, the most important of departments, Minister for Half Day Finishing I could help fill this role, but would need Friday afternoons off
we could discuss it this Friday, as I too am not working at all.....or maybe I will take it up with Scarlett in your absence
