Whatever happened to Dan?

Yeah it's just you Wubba. We're actually all Norwich fans working on getting you to crack up.

 

And I am Delia.
LETS BE 'AVING YOU

 

I'm running Col a close second in the I ******** hate Norwich stakes

WTF does Wonko the Sane mean????

I need a drink

 

...

 

There really is no answer to that Wonko. Beam me up...

 

Am I missing something here..? Rather than doing the work I should be doing, I instead read through this entire thread from beginning to end, and I have absolutely no idea what the f**k anyone is on about…. I feel like I left the room for a moment only to come back 5 minutes later and discover that I’ve entered a parallel universe where everybody talks in riddles…. My only contribution is thus:

There was a young woman from Bude,
Who went for a swim in the lake,
A man with a punt,
Stuck his stick in the water,
And said “you can’t swim here it’s dangerous”.

It looks like I chose the wrong week to quit drinking..

 

Now this is more like it! On the edge of something truly surreal here, perfect antidote to the 'what's your favorite....' and 'my clubs bigger than your.....' threads. Keep it going Wonko! I don't want to understand what it's all about.....

 

Brilliant

 

I have no idea what the hell you're on about. To save me wasting a further 15 seconds of my life on Google is this a real situation or a figment of a deluded acid riddled mind?

And what do 'toothicks' to the power of 20 have to do with it??

Yours bewildered

 

It's like being the only sober person in the room.. and that's a rarity for me

 

I'm confused.

 

This reminds me of flanmans top ten of replies - my most favoritest ever fred.

 

Its obvious whats happening here: TEL has had some sort of breakdown.

Cerny has finally pushed him over the edge. Time for the electric shock treatment to commence.

Get well soon mate.

 

All depends what you attach the electrodes to!...