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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by RAVENBLACK, Jun 11, 2012.

  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    What an embarassment. Oireland are utter pants. Croatia could have had 10. What the **** are they doing there? Anti-Football at it's finest. Absolutely pathetic.

    At least Scotland have the decency not to bother qualifying for these tournaments.

    Next up, the continuing bitterest that is England.

    Well done Denmark. Nice to see the perennially arrogant Dutch Caps getting shafted.
     
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  2. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Probably the first time I've ever agreed with everything you've said in a post.

    Who'll be to blame when the Guffs get gaped by the Frogs tonight?

    Reichsmarschall Terry most likely.
     
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  3. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    and the last.
     
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  4. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    They were sh!t. Not too confident England will be any better though, so heads down for the next 8 hours.
     
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  5. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member
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    I can't wait to see Terry getting left on his arse time after time again tonight.
     
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  6. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    The Inevitable:

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  7. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Cry God! for England, Terry and St George.
     
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  8. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Yes you English are exceptionally good at crying. Especially over a football match.

    Imagine greeting like a bairn because you got beat at the fitba'. <doh>
     
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  9. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Terry and June more like!!

    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Juuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnneeeee!
     
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  10. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    I think you'll find we invented the stiff upper lip. It's the celts that are clogging up the pubs in England, weeping on your shoulder and singing mournful songs about the ****ing heather.
     
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  11. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    In your imagination maybe. The proof is in the likes of Gazza, Beckham, Lampard and Terry bawling their eyes out like toddlers who've fallen off their bikes.

    It's the false hope you fill these overpaid, overrated "superstars" with.

    Remember the pathetically overblown celebrations when Gay boy Beckham scored that free-kick against Greece? No wonder the English come out of every tournament in turmoil and tears.
     
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  12. Barrie Lochrie

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    It's the worst England team for a while.

    Woy's going to get sacked before the end of the week and the clamour for 'Arry to get the gig will begin again.
     
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  13. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Ireland were ****e and will get pumped now.

    We are pretty poor too though and will find it tough tonight. Unfortunately I think Magic Laudrup has a point. I watched Terry at the back end of the season and in all three games I watched he fell flat on his face while trying to chase the ball. Now either his legs have gone or there was a jap sniper lurking.

    Thankfully we have a **** load of cherry ripe excuses this time.

    - John Terry is a racist who has unsettled the camp with his chanting at the Netherlands open training session
    - Our FA are incompetent and made the man who was managing to dress us up as decent leave just before the tournament
    - We've got loads of injuries to key players
    - FIFA/UEFA are corrupt

    To be honest these are just the obvious ones we'll use. We're getting pretty creative after all these years making excuses.
     
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  14. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    No false hope this time though. So nothing to cry about if/when it all goes tits up.
     
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  15. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh>

    At least you can laugh about it.

    I gave up on Scotland after 1978!! False hope or what.
     
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  16. Go G YellowScreen

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    That and the fact you're English. Why don't you go home?
     
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  17. RAVENBLACK

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    Told you many times I have no nationality.

    Do try and keep up spazmo.
     
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  18. Otto Flayshow

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    This is either the bravest or the drunkest man in Holland:

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  19. Archers Road

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    You'll have to wait a bit longer, won't you?
     
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  20. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

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    <laugh> very good
     
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