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A truly harrowing personal dilemma...

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Hugh Briss, Apr 7, 2011.

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What should I do???

  1. Grass up my work colleagues wife to her hubby?

  2. Just let them get on with and ignore it all...?

  3. Tell my friend who she is?

  4. Round them up in a field and bomb the bastards?

  5. Become an alcoholic and simply drink myself to death?

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  1. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    The Raging Oxter, Apr 8, 2011
  2. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Kill them all. Then wait for the police and kill them. Then go up on the roof and take out the SWAT team and the Army (you'll need a rocket launcher).

    Who says playing Grand Theft Auto in my formative years was a corrupting influence?

    As for the dog, starve and beat it for a week then get it into dog-fighting <ok>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Apr 8, 2011
  3. MackemsRule

    MackemsRule Well-Known Member

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    My local MP emailed me this thread link.

    The email was titled "Do Skunks never learn?"

    He also agrees about the dog.<ok>
     
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    MackemsRule, Apr 8, 2011
  4. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    Rape and then kill the dog. Skin it and use its furry coat as a max-pleasure prophylactic, ensuring that your subsequent rape of the two women will not be given away by an seminal evidence. Then smash the womens heads in and smear your naked torso in the grey matter you find within. <ok>
     
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    Erik, Apr 8, 2011
  5. Smudger...

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    That sounds disgusting! I bet you have your rice pudding heated up too?
     
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    Smudger..., Apr 9, 2011
  6. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    Some top tips on here... the only problem i'm having at the moment is getting hold of a rocket launcher - I may have to venture into Leeds for that...
     
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    Hugh Briss, Apr 10, 2011

  7. Lucaaas

    Lucaaas Well-Known Member

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    3.5k posts in less than 4 months? Crazy.

    I suppose that was the advantage of 606 for most, no one actually saw how much time you spent on there and how many posts you had.
     
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    Lucaaas, Apr 10, 2011
  8. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    Hey, if you can't read properly that's hardly my fault is it? <doh>...
     
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    Hugh Briss, Apr 10, 2011
  9. Otto Flayshow

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    Otto Flayshow, Apr 10, 2011
  10. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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    Hugh Briss, Apr 10, 2011
  11. Lucaaas

    Lucaaas Well-Known Member

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    I got you all, haha I was just fishing

    .....ahem

    *backs out slowly*
     
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    Lucaaas, Apr 10, 2011
  12. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    Not that old chestnut!
     
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    Hugh Briss, Apr 10, 2011
  13. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    What the **** is wrong with you? Cold rice pudding is worse than anal rape.
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Apr 11, 2011
  14. staggie

    staggie Well-Known Member

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    A lot of things are worse than anal rape <whistle>
     
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    staggie, Apr 11, 2011
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