He was actually quite tense. Rigor morris will do that to a man though. No he didn't. Because I'm NOT ****ING GINGER!
You said ages ago you were tall, fat, bald and ginger...a bit like the bear from American Pie The Wedding. Who the **** is Morris by the way?
You're such a lying twat, I never said that! Morris is a mate that likes a bit of gay double-team rape.