Just Threw a set square at a fox

we have the front door open and it wandered in so i threw a set square at the scabby we ****. top of the ****ing food chain

 

I was really hopin that was a metaphor for rape.

 

foxes are good

 

i threw a set square at a fox so hard the dirty wee slut i have been stalking wont **** right for a week

 

Where the **** do you work Dougie that the wildlife see's fit to come for a visit.
Empty that bin under your desk for ****s sake.

 

that looks like an E-fit

 

i work in the posh bit of falkirk. (yes there is a posh bit)

there was a woman in a few weeks back asking if we had seen her sons guinea pig. we seen this bastard eating it in the office garden later that day

 

u still using set squares dougie?

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He uses it to prop up his square heid, the angled napper bastard!

 

I have a set square in my drawer, thats the first time in 5 years i have used it.

 

Would throwing a set on compasses not been more effective?

 

dont have compasses. only have a set square because i stole it from college

 

Well that rules that out the.































See what I did there - "rules".
Very clever.

 

if you weighted one end of it just right it would come back to you like a boomerang , now that would be style !