Jip : No More Shameless

Gambol shat on his bird's sofa then told everyone so he could get more green "merit" cards

 

Which is another way of putting it.

 

Do they not give out brown (or khaki) cards ? Just for special events like.

 

No.

Otherwise there would be all sorts of coloured cards based on the panoply of utter ****wits, horn jabbers, cock pilots, deviants, missile sookers, racists, *****s, attention whores, scum buckets, pikey beaters, Irish, pikey beaters, huns, tims, wums, bummers, ******s (and farmers), FWNN, ER....

...I could go on.

So, no.

 

Thanks for the succint reply.