Jip : No More Shameless

so have you got knockers or what then??

 

If I did I wouldna share with you , yer wrinkly aud ****

 

thank god for that.

 

She's all woman.

 

Every Rangers man on here has a red card where as Gambol has not one but two green cards. I'm watching you ****o

 

What the **** are these cards all about. I don't understand it. Is it a secret Masonic thing ?

 

Gambol is loved wherever he goes.

 

Shouldny have said that out loud. Some nice lads will be round to pay you a visit shortly. When they arrive don't bother asking if they're there to play a nice game of baseball. They're not.

 

Thanks Gambol, but it's okay, I'm not in.

 

Codes of honour

 

Do you get them for shagging ugly burds or something ?

 

Yes, sometimes.

 

Somebody has to, ugly burds deserve it as much as anyone,

 

I slowly moved in and placed my hands on her breasts

the look on her face was undescribable, she enjoyed it but was shocked at the same time

I remembered she said she wanted the guys to make the first move

so i slowly moved closer, i opened my mouth and

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
licensplate said "Fresh" and had a dice in the mirror

if anything I could say that this cab was rare
but I thought now forget it, yo home to Bel-Air

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
and I yelled to the cabby

"Yo, home smell you later"

looked at my kingdom I was finally there

to settle my throne as the prince of Bel-Air

 

basicly the more green you have, the more likely you are to be a roman catholic

 

until the **** hits the sofa.

 

They ****in tims are trying to make me look bad.

Don't fall for it, Trev, they're trying to divide and conquer us.

 

Even then they apologise to me and clean it all up.

 

I still don't know this sofa **** story. Get it telt

 

No much to it really. One lazy Sunday afternoon while laid out on her sofa in ma scants watchin the telly I sharted (home made curry the night before). She apologised over the curry making me ill and then cleaned me and the sofa up and washed ma scants.

Then I gave her the back of my hand for good measure.