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  1. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Some days you're the pigeon; some days you're the statue....
     
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    Sidthemackem, Jun 7, 2012
  2. Steven Royston O'Neill

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    I was the statue last night and today I am getting the how could you treatment, even though I am the victim, how does that work.
     
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    Steven Royston O'Neill, Jun 7, 2012
  3. Steven Royston O'Neill

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Steven Royston O'Neill, Jun 7, 2012
  4. Black Cat Kiwi

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    You could try calling the Victims Help Advice Line but I've been told that unfortunately do to cut backs it's now only offers free How to Victimise Service.
     
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    Black Cat Kiwi, Jun 7, 2012
  5. Black Cat Kiwi

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    Hows Phill
     
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  6. Black Cat Kiwi

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    That would explain why when your nurse asked you if you'd seen her pills labelled LSD you replied, "**** the pills, have you seen the dragon in the kitchen humping the cannery?!"
     
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    Black Cat Kiwi, Jun 8, 2012
  7. MrRAWhite

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    Have I missed owt?
     
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  8. Black Cat Kiwi

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    Heaps of cheap shots <laugh>
     
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    Black Cat Kiwi, Jun 8, 2012
  9. MrRAWhite

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    Talking of cheap shots, I tried my first jager bombs the other night when I ended up drinking with my mates son and his friends at a barbie...Very nice they were too.
     
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    MrRAWhite, Jun 8, 2012
  10. Black Cat Kiwi

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    Don't hold back.........you'll be onto Miami Wine Coolers next <laugh>
     
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  11. Black Cat Kiwi

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    Shots of another sort if you've not seen it.

    [video=youtube;NBo4I_UFTe8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBo4I_UFTe8[/video]
     
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    Black Cat Kiwi, Jun 8, 2012
  12. MrRAWhite

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    I'll try owt me!!<laugh>
     
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    MrRAWhite, Jun 8, 2012
  13. Black Cat Kiwi

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    Vodka Jellies..........another from the Eighties

    [video=youtube;hqlLAM7xxOA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqlLAM7xxOA[/video]
     
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    Black Cat Kiwi, Jun 8, 2012
  14. Steven Royston O'Neill

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    Its 5.45, been out in the rain, Osca back in bed, I think I may join him, separate beds mind, still tired so his luck is out.
     
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    Steven Royston O'Neill, Jun 8, 2012
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    You&#8217;re just waiting for him to nod off before a bit of doggie action more like
     
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    Black Cat Kiwi, Jun 8, 2012
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    [video=youtube;67ShAgJIzkI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67ShAgJIzkI[/video]
     
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    Black Cat Kiwi, Jun 8, 2012
  17. Steven Royston O'Neill

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    Friday is simple another day.
     
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    Steven Royston O'Neill, Jun 8, 2012
  18. Billy Death

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    Off to hospital for me.
     
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    Billy Death, Jun 8, 2012
  19. Black Cat Kiwi

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    I trust it goes well. Keep strong :emoticon-0150-hands
     
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    Black Cat Kiwi, Jun 8, 2012
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    Yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 1600 <wizard>
     
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    Black Cat Kiwi, Jun 8, 2012
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