Bitter Bastard

Stella for me thanks. In a chalice of course

 

Pfft. Ever tasted IPA or Pride of London? ****in awful stuff.

 

Yes it's like drinking dishwater.

 

There are many fine English Ales, Directors, The Bishops Finger, Old Peculiar.............etc, etc.

All infinitely better than Tennents pash.

Only the continentals can make good lager beers, especially the Czech Republic. Just a shame they don't have a monarchy and can ejoy a libation whilst toasting royalty.

 

you may be one of the greatest wums ever

 

He isny a wum. He really is a pasty faced crabbit ****.

 

Thanks, I think.

 

Shut it, ya pasty faced crabbit ****.

 

Bishop's finger is noted for it's 'familiar' aroma I hear.

 

The only flaw in your argument is that the Belgians produce the best beers, and they have a monarchy which they toast regularly.

 

There is an Irish version known as the Priests Bulbous purple head.

 

and it's milder version known as choirboysrectum.

 

They make excellent beer in all sorts of strengths.

Whit's that restaurant? Belgo, I think. Two menus. One menu with mussels done in different ways, another menu with all the beers. Excellent.

 

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You have to admit Platini's a **** though. This seems to be the main point here.

 

I'd say it was John Terry who was the biggest **** of the lot.

Greetin' faced Londoner twat.

 

A stout hearted English yeoman, our John. Woppoes, frogs and the bosch tremble when he's on duty.

 

In fact anyone of slightly different descent from him trembles in case he runs his mouth indiscreetly.

 

He's have done a fine job at Rourke's Drift. Though I think the away team were all Welsh, so there would have been a danger of upsetting his team-mates with a few sheep comments.

 

We've seen the footage of Eastern Europeans seagulling, we've heard the monkey noises all over the continent and witnessed the "assorted fruit" being thrown onto the pitch...You English bastards.