Eurothousands

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/s...h-punter-106m-on-euromillions-86908-23888302/

 

I won £3.20 on Tuesday.

The Milky Bars are on me.

 

Poor ****

 

There's more chance of getting raped by an escaped gorilla than win the euro lotto.

But I still play it twice a week.

If I ever vanish from here and you see a handsome young Belfast lad has won it, then you'll know it's me.

 

You're going to blow it all on cosmetic surgery, then?

 

So twice a week you visit the zoo more in hope than expectation?

 

No i'll blow it all on constructing a motte and bailey around Ibrox. Lets see the taxman get through the front doors then!