The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

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You do realise you're posting on our board.

 

Haha exactly.

 

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SuarezDribbling is my fav poster, he's not a wum??????? I took the piss recently saying he was part of the Nigerian Mafia and he didn't take it well, could I be wrong?

 

He ****ing owned you on that.

 

eh up bastards!

 

Morning Tunns.

 

Doffs cap to the Alanmeister.




Where the funk is everyone today?

 

Morning fellas, wanna join up in the Euro fantasy league? The thread is on our front page now, with code and league name etc.

 

I am bored today. Not in the mood for work at all.

 

I booked a few days off as I'm moving house, haven't played xbox for a couple of months so I used my day off as an excuse to play xbox till 5am this morning. Kinda defeated the object of having a day off to move being this ****ing tired.

 

I don't ever play my xbox anymore.. There isn't any games that interest me. Last game I got addicted too was knights of the old republic on the original xbox..

 

Try any of the Assassins games, Skyrim, any Ratchet & Clank, Drakes Fortune, .... oh on PS3 down wi' the kidz!

 

Having been previously additced to football manager, I hadnt played it for over 3 years....untill my 41 yr old work colleague brought in FM2011 for me last week, didnt get into it (as torres was still a LFC player) untill I got the patch update, I have now loaded onto my work PC and sales are slowing.....forgot how awesome that game was !

 

interesting to see all the wonderkids from the 2008 release actually turned out to be awesome in real life ! Mario Balotelli, Sergio Aguero, Neymar, Jordan Henderson(ok maybe not but he is awesome in FM2011) etc...wonderful stuff.

 

I went to a Cosmo 'pan Asian buffet' last night. Word of warning, don't. It's ****. Full of fat ****ers gorging themselves on tepid, average food to make the most of the two hour time slot.

 

I avoid all buffets, horrible horrible things. Unless you're at a wedding pissed.

 

I'm quite partial to the Chinese buffets .. Though am sure there I'd too much msg in the food as I can never eat as much as I would from a takeaway..

Got the urge or chips an curry sauce for lunch.. Though may end up with chicken doner meat meat also..

 

I thought I was the only one.

I hate party food aswell, crappy dry as **** pastries with about 2% meat content passed off as a sausage roll and the rest of the ****e people put of for them. Even buffets in town are crap, wrong food, full of chino wearing ****tards and 16 year old girls who seems to have a knack for being noisy as ****. No bitch, I dont wanna know which ****ing ***gots shlong you wanna choke on this week.

This idea of going out and getting your own food....... dont think so, these lazy ****s need to drop a few tonne so they should bring it to me.

 

Donner meat, so horrible they cant class it as lamb or meat as they dont know if it actually contains any. Some studies also show that much of the UK's donar meat wouldnt pass tests to be fit for animal consumption and that its been known to contain faecal matter.

Its the only food I kick people out of my house for, including my mum and girlfriend. Make her clean her teeth after wards aswwell and pop a few trebors.