The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

I'm convinced that every outrageously thick poster is just one person who has a lot of different usernames. People like Antonio-Valencia, Suarez dribbling, Matth etc. I can't see any other explanation for such a high percentage of the posters on the Man Utd and Liverpool boards being massive spackers.

And don't you dare include me with them you ****ers.

 

Possible. They tend to have similar writing styles aswell. Missed spaces after a full stop and exclamation marks everywhere.

 

Often a lack of capitals at the start of their posts/sentences too.

 

Aye. It could be because English isnt their first language and a quick look on Alexa.com shows that most of this sites traffic comes from India but if thats the case then it doesnt make sense.......Indians in general have very good English skills as its taught in schools.

TBH Matth is not clever enough to work 2 accounts, he would trip up everytime and we would spot him in a second.

I think he gets him mum/brother/dad/sister to write some posts though, noticed he sometimes writes in a completely different way.

 

Surely they'd just tell him to **** it off completely if thats the case. They'd have witnessesed the abuse he gets on here and would advise him not to go on it, I'd hardly expect them to encourage him and help him post.

 

Wouldn't one of France or Spain have to finish second in their group for that to happen...?

 

Is that some sort of admission...?

 

Except the players played their hearts out for Dalglish, after failing to give two ****s about Hodgson. And Dalglish got a first season Suarez rather than a crocked and wantaway Torres. Even then he only managed 0.15 points per game better over his full tenure. If you take the honeymoon period out, he was arguably no better.

It's partly sarky, but then I do see a lot of parallels between England and Liverpool. Both are no longer top teams, both have expectations that are far too high, and some supporters of both have a very exaggerated sense of entitlement. Also, when it all goes tits up, both tend to scrabble around for someone to blame, be it the manager, the owners / FA, luck, or poor decisions, rather than just admitting that they aren't good enough to win the top prizes and need a lot of improvement in order to do so.

And you have to wonder what Hodgson would have done with Suarez, Carroll and £55 million to spend over the summer. It may not have been as pretty as what Dalglish did, but I reckon it may well have been a damn sight more effective.

I wouldn't mind that stuff, but it's his propensity to make threads he knows are going to start fights. Like "I reckon Lampard and Gerrard are the biggest cheats in football". It's like walking into a pub and going "I've got a bigger dick than everyone here". You just know all the other blokes with tiny cocks are going to kick off and someone's going to get punched...

 

Purley and Furcough 2hats are just 2 of the **** stirrers that are camped on our board.

 

RHC messaged me ages ago about Suarez Dribbling, Shwan and Antonio Valencia being the same person. I laughed it off at the time but now i am not so sure.

 

Never been on your board Alan,but those two sound like shady characters.

 

Only so I can't check your IP address and prove that you're really KPR... <police>

 

As for Schwan,he's French isn't he?

Anyone saw him post a comment in French on this site?

 

He says he is French and moved to UK a few years ago.

 

i know mate,but at the end of a reply to a comment of his i typed a French phrase(or at least i think it was.)and he never said **** all in French back.

 

They do sound like shady characters. I shall be keeping a close eye on both.

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Too much watching and not enough action

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lol

 

Which board do you reckon is getting the most wum's from oposing fans atm, has to be ours imo but then you wouldn't notice it as much on someone elses board.

I also like to point out that Liverpool are not a very good team, i reckon i could teach these wums how to do it anytime.