I imagine it is like one of them courtroom dramas where one righteous individual sticks to the not guilty plea when all the rest of them say "guilty" just to get it over and done with. They manage to convince everyone to make the right decision in the end and the guy in the dock is found innocent.
Dominos on speed dial and big huge bottles of fizzy pop. You just don't get that kind of fun with a monarchy........except with King Ralph I suppose.
Can you imagine? This used to be a country which dealt with such matters respectfully and in a dignified manner. Stiff upper lip and all that. Now? Since that blonde bimbo got squished in the Paris tunnel we've turned into a country of grief addicts <speed>. 24 hour news channels, radio, newspapers etc. all trying to outdo each other to prove that they're the most upset. Anyone who dares have a different opinion will be demonised. Then we'll have days, possibly weeks, more of wall to wall coverage to 'celebrate' the coronation of the plant whisperer.