When it happens ( and he is 90 - so in theory the odds on it being today are shortening every minute ) There will be a 'field day' on GC
Come off it, none of us want's Phil to pop his clogs yet, he's comedy gold, and should be preserved for as long as humanly possible.
I was going to fall for it, for a split second, then as i rolled the mouse pointer over the link and saw this" http://www. hotmale.com/free-sex/male-gay-porno/img/male-gay-porno_5.jpg"]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18325522 ", my suspicions became slightly greater than they were before. I was going to say that my suspicions became slightly aroused, but thought better of it, knowing what a bunch of pervy deviant ****ers you lot are.
The Queen's funeral is going to be awful, I truly dread it - in fact I hope both Phil and his missus live another 100 years - so I probably won't be alive to endure the god awful blanket media coverage of something I really couldn't care about.
I heard that the TV goes all ****e and they start playing sombre music for days on end. Anyone confirm this?