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  1. Barrie Lochrie

    Barrie Lochrie New Member

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    Hello

    It is with profound respect and humble submission, I beg to state the following few lines for your kind consideration. I hope you will spare some of your valuable minutes to read the following appeal with sympathetic mind. I must confess that it is with great hope, joy and enthusiasm to write you this mail and I believe by the faith that it must surely find you in good condition of health.

    My name is Stella Jimmy Lemi Milla, Sudanese citizen, female, age 22 years old. I`m the daughter of Late Mr. Jimmy Lemi Milla, who was the Minister for Co-operatives and Rural Development in the government of autonomous Southern Sudan. My father was shot dead inside his ministry building along with his bodyguard in Juba on February 9, 2011. I lost my biological mother long time ago, when I was just 6 years old and since then, my father loved me so dearly may he rest in peace and may the great God give him a safe entry in Paradise. Amen.

    Before the death of my father, he told me that he made a fixed deposit of the sum of Four Million, Five Hundred thousand United States Dollars(4.5Million USD) in one of the Banks in Burkina Faso with my name as his next of kin. I have traveled to Burkina Faso to clear the money but the Bank manager told me that my refugee status is not authorized by the laws of Burkina Faso to clear the money. He advised me to appoint a trustee.

    Now, I am Soliciting your help for transfer of the money into your bank account and investment assistance in your Country. I have suffered lots of set back as a result of my parents death. I left Sudan because of incessant family feuds. Presently, I am living in Ouagadougou,Burkina Faso. Hence, I want to settle abroad to continue my studies and spend the rest of my life. Please consider my request as my life is being hugely affected .

    Thanks a lot in anticipation of your prompt response.

    Yours sincerely,
    Stella Jimmy.


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    FROM MR.SULE ABDULAH
    BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER
    BANK OF AFRICA (B.O.A)
    OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO
    WEST AFRICA.

    Good day my friend

    PLEASE I AM SORRY TO DISTRACT YOUR ATTENTION.

    I am the bill and exchange manager of the BOA bank of Africa. I Hoped you will not expose or betray this trust? I need your urgent assistance in transferring the sum of ($10.4 million) dollars immediately into your account. Please you can visit the web site below before we move forwarder for more sure and understanding, I will send you the full details on how this transaction will be executed, but first I want you to assure me your capability of handling this project with trust by providing me your following information details such as:
    (1)NAME..............
    (2)AGE:................
    (3)SEX:.....................
    (4)PHONE NUMBER:.................
    (5)OCCUPATION :.....................
    (6)YOUR COUNTRY:.....................

    Please this is very confidential and urgent as well. If you are interested please forward me the information's I need of you immediately, here is the web sit of the diseased customer you can visit it; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rafic_Hariri
    Thanks;
    Mr. Sule Abdulah

    Phone: 00226 7950 8603


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    My friend Good day ,

    How are you? I want to inquire from you if you can handle a transaction for mutual benefits/life opportunity for you and me. I am Mr Ibrahim Mantu; The Chief International Relation Foreign Remittance Unit of my bank here in Burkina Faso Ouagadougou Branch.

    I Have an Opportunity to the Sum of Fifteen Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars (US$15.500.000.00), to transfer into your bank account over there in your country. I will provide the full details of this business transaction when once we known each other as business lie with trust. I personally contacted you and you alone.

    The fund will be shared at the ratio of 58% for me. 40% for you and 2% will be set aside to cover any expenses and tax in your bank.
    Please treat this business proposal with utmost confidentiality and send me the following Information’s if you are interested.

    Your Full Name: ……....................……...........
    Your Address: ……........................……...........
    Your Age: ……..............................……............
    Your Direct Phone Numbers: ……....................
    Your Country: ……............................................
    Your Profession: ……........................................
    Your Sex: ……....................…….......................

    Thanks and best regards.
    Mr Ibrahim Mantu (ECONS)
    Mobile: 00226 79 22 90 89


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    Dear Email user,
    This is a personal email directed to you. I am Dave Dawes, I and my fiance won
    a
    Jackpot Lottery
    of 101 million pounds ($156 million), and have voluntarily decided to donate
    the
    sum of
    1 million pounds ($1.56 million) to you as part of our own charity project to
    improve
    the lot of 15 unknown lucky individuals all over the world plus 15 close
    friends and
    family
    .
    If you have received this email then you are one of the lucky recipients and
    all you have to do is get back with us so that we can send your details to the
    payout bank.
    You can verify this by visiting the web pages below.
    copy and paste the link in your web broswer to find out more
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8820740/101m-lottery-
    jackpot-winners-Dave-and-Angela-Dawes-to-give-millions-to-friends-and-
    family.html
    Best of luck,
    Dave Dawes
    (Superhooper?)

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  2. Cyclonic

    Cyclonic Well Hung Member

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    Lucky bastard. <laugh>
     
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  3. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    where do i sign up??
     
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  4. Barrie Lochrie

    Barrie Lochrie New Member

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    Seriously though, who falls for such utter drivel?
     
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  5. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Dev.
     
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  6. Barrie Lochrie

    Barrie Lochrie New Member

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    True enough.

    Word is he went to Portugal to meet a defected commander from the Gadaffi regime who was going to wire £190m into his account if he let him bang his arse, Dev duly obliged only for the guy to spunk up his colon and go to 'wash up' and he done a bunk out of the bathroom window.

    All Dev was left with was a blootered farter.
     
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  7. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I set a meeting up with a guy in nigeria once using google maps. Hope he turned up because it was a **** of a drive <laugh>
     
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  8. If in doubt

    If in doubt Well-Known Member

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    The first bird's father was shot on the 9th day of the second month 2011. Is this the 2nd 9/11 - Where's Eddie
     
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  9. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    I have lots of money for you, but I don't know your name?
    Even by the standards of these scams that's weak.
     
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  10. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Look at these guys http://www.419hell.com/Mr_101/index.html

    They communicate back with the nigerians and get them to do stupid **** before they promise to give them their details.

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  11. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    :cheesy:
     
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