Grips my **** well o/t

There no point at all but they think it will get them places quicker

 

He's ten Bill & he's my lad, ok. So any **** wants to teck him on can gan through me forst.

 

And your all wellcome to a square go.

 

Especially that twat 5 tits.

 

Fanny's fart Comm?

Never heard one dee that mind.

 

No takers. No surprise.

 

10 posts in 1 and a half years, then you choose to submit your 11th post complaining about non-football related posts on a non-football related thread

... yes, that all makes perfect sense

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Wid yea?

 

Thanks for explaining it as eloquently as only you can. lol

 

About right, hence no reply.

 

That's irony, right?

 

Due to the Metro strike today, was stuck on the road from Sunderland to Ellington, an Accident, surprise, surprise. The Rammer. Into the car in front, had a " baby on board sticker " Say no more.

 

kismet

 

Did ya, go on did ya, did ya Bill, ya know, did ya, ya know, Ramher rear end

 

I have one on my car - but it is a sign that has my children's names on and not a "Baby on Board" - there are some arseholes out there although I personally think tarring everyone with these stickers with that brush is a but off - we're not all the same - I drive a ****ty Toyota Corolla and only get into arguments with idiots that simply can't drive (similar to the ones you describe Bill!)

 

Just so long as it's not a Priarse or you'll have Bill up ya backside

 

I am a professional driver and the worst drivers on the road are generally anyone who drives a:-

1. BMW
2. Audi
3. Jag

AND the number of people using Phones whilst driving is disgusting.
The sooner they bring in loss of licence for this dangereous stunt the better!!!

Bart

 

I'm sure the BMW, Audi and Jaguar drivers manual you find in the glovebox have an entire section dedicated to "Driving like a twat"

Also completely agree with the comment about mobiles - immediate ban. My wife often phones me while I am in the car and asks why I didn't answer when driving! Although I'm getting a bluetooth thing you can answer the phone by simply talking to the car soon - I drive a lot for work so they're ensuring I am legal and safe!!

 

Nice to have you back Bart, you have been missed. As for the Jags I have two, I also have twenty plus years no claims bonus, I drive the length and breadth of Europe, I have learnt how to drive within their laws.
I need to drive because my tool boxes would cost fortune by air. As for the Mobiles, completely agree, pisses me off too. problem I have is the cars you mentioned are all safe cars, you never mentioned any others,
now why is that, are the drivers of all the other cars good drivers? I think you got this one totally wrong. by the way I also have an AUDI, and a Vectra SRI. which you didnt mention.

 

What a heap of sh7t you drive Bill!!!!

My main car is an eye-catching but safe SAAB 93 Convertible - Lush (and it pulls the Burds - especially in Consett)

Bart