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Discussion in 'Southampton' started by St. Luigi Scrosoppi, Jun 4, 2012.

  1. Joe!

    Joe! Well-Known Member

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    Trust me, it's for the best. I would not make a good daddy.
     
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  2. St. Luigi Scrosoppi

    St. Luigi Scrosoppi Well-Known Member

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    Trust me you will never be a daddy again for you are on my list!
     
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  3. Joe!

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    That's quite scary. Are you going to kill me, or simply subject me to some sort of forced vasectomy?
     
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  4. St. Luigi Scrosoppi

    St. Luigi Scrosoppi Well-Known Member

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    Which would you prefer?

    Before you answer just remember I shall be passing the scalpel to Fran.
     
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  5. Joe!

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    Are both options to be performed with a scalpel? Because I imagine being killed with one would be slow and painful. I'll take the vasectomy as I really quite value my life. I'll live forever if I have anything to say about it.
     
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  6. St. Luigi Scrosoppi

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    I am going to sleep on this and discuss it with Fran in the morning.

    Sleep as best you can for your fate awaits you in the morning in the guise of an elderly lady from the IoW.

    Good night.
     
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  7. - Doing The Lambert Walk

    - Doing The Lambert Walk Well-Known Member

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    Hang on a bloody minute!

    Godders and Fran are giving Joe a vasectomy with a scalpel? In the morning?

    This place just gets weirder every day.
     
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  8. St. Luigi Scrosoppi

    St. Luigi Scrosoppi Well-Known Member

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    If you want to watch it will cost you!
     
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  9. Joe!

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    Is weird that I'm looking forward to it?
     
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  10. JDub

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    ****ing hell, you're a psycho <laugh>
     
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  11. Joe!

    Joe! Well-Known Member

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    It can get a lot weirder.
     
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  12. Che’s Godlike Thighs

    Che’s Godlike Thighs Well-Known Member

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    The Queen is just for show. I don't agree for a minute that the Monarchy should be involved in politics or even define the political stance of the population. I just appreciate the Royals for the identity they give this island, not the ideologies.

    Getting rid of the Queen would not answer any problems, and there would be a huge list of other countries queueing up to have a tourist attraction like her!!

    Don't see why the differences in opinion need to create such a patronising response (St. Godders). Maybe you are a tw@t and can't help it. Do you blame the Queen for that, too?
     
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  13. - Doing The Lambert Walk

    - Doing The Lambert Walk Well-Known Member

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    I totally agree with everything you have said. Even if we got rid of the Monarchy we still don't have what I would regard as a real democracy where all are represented. For that we need PR to be introduced.

    But leave off Godders, he's alright most of the time! :)
     
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  14. Che’s Godlike Thighs

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    Fair enough, I take it back.
     
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  15. Joe!

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    Shame about PR. It's clearly the fairest system, but it's inevitable that a government would have to cut its own representation in order to introduce it. Therefore it will probably never happen.
     
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  16. milton archer

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    I managed to avoid the tele altogether and cant wait to get this obsequious nonsense finished
     
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  17. fran-MLs little camera

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    Not sure you want to be passing me a weapon, Goddy<laugh>
     
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  18. Archers Road

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    Most of us, most of the time, forget just how lucky we are in this country. Free to criticise our system of government, free to campaign to change it, free to protest peacefully, free to join a Trade Union at work, free to go on strike in disputes with our employers, free to vote out the government. These freedoms have had to be fought for over centuries; tyrants at home and abroad have been overthrown or curtailed, including several Kings (eg John, Charles I) one Lord Protector (Oliver Cromwell), several emperors (most notably Napoleon), a Kaiser and a Fuhrer.

    If at the end of all this, we have retained a monarchy devoid of all real power, then there would have to be a very good reason to get rid of an institution that has survived for so long, through so much upheaval. The monarchy continues only because it is the will of the majority of the British people that it should do so. As the will of the people changes, so will the monarchy change, or be forced to leave. I'm pretty sure the Saxe-Coburg Goethes know all this.
     
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  19. fatletiss

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    Kylie is just lovely, so Godders back off.
     
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  20. fatletiss

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    And you can have Shirley and her man's voice. Kylie is the only name on my laminated card.
     
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