read the why jesus hates scotland thread, stupid ****s quoting out th king james bible oblivious to the fact that it was created for a scot. i was going to sighn up and rip the piss but apparently the user name "jesusthemagicaljew" is not allowed as it is blasphemous. Im too scared of Christian extremists to make another one.
thats good to know. genuinely couldnt tell who was serious and who was taking the piss. that scared me.
...and white folks please log in to view this image not nukes, oh no. those all destroying gays! we are all going to die
this is the funniest and most terrifying site ever! and yet you dont see the contridiction there brother bayard?
Pastor Billy-Reuben Gibson was a Hellbound sinner in his younger days. He was a fornicating, dope-smoking, angry-at-God type atheist, into demon-worship, witchcraft, crystals, Mormonism, astrology, astronomy, evolution, voting for Democrats, and any other way he could think of to spit in God's eyes. Jesus, however, had another Plan for this young man. The Lord arranged it so that he would be exposed to some True Christian™ Gospel Preaching from Landover Baptist's own Pastor Deacon Fred, who was witnessing to an ungodly bunch of atheists. The Good Lord softened Billy-Reuben's heart, and he knelt down and accept Jesus Christ as his Lord and Savior then and there right in front of all of his atheist buddies. Praise God! After he got Saved, the Lord called him to be a Pastor. He received a Th.D. from Landover University. He also has home-study degrees in Applied Demonology, Creation Paleontology , Flood Geology, and Reaganomics. His lovely wife-to-be Doreen McAllister also attended Landover University, and received an Mrs. Degree in Home Economics. Today he has four Christian children – sons Jedidiah, Matthias, and Elijah, and daughter Rebeka – and six Christian grandchildren. To his great disappointment, he also has a former son, a Hellbound Atheist named Josias, and an equally Hellbound former grandson named Hampton. He is the Head Pastor at the Hellfire and Brimstone Bible Baptist Church, a fully owned subsidiary of Landover Baptist Church, in Libertydale, North Carolina. During the week, he can also be found doing old-fashioned bull-horn preaching at nearby secular Universities. ------------------------ Sounds like a top bloke.
im actually disappointed that its not real now. I wanted to believe there were people madder than me.
The worrying thing is dougie, that I think some of them do believe it !! Probably based on real life experiences in the good ol' USofA .
