He seems to have vanished. Probably been abducted by aliens, again. He seems a tad unfortunate that way.
Imagine the aliens selected three differing human types for abduction and chose Eddie, Fan and Medro. One wonders what their conclusions would be from the subsequent anal probing??
"Will y'a look at that sir?" Asked fleet officer, third class, Arsehole. The Commander peered into the eye piece and grunted. "What the ****'s that?" "It looks like the leader is ****ting sir. See, right there on the footpath." "Yes Arsehole, the quadruped is indeed dumping. He has the two legged thing behind him well trained though. See how it's scooping up the **** and putting it in a bag?" Much relieved, the Commander gave the order. "Report back that the inhabitants of the Blue Planet will be no problem."
9/11 mentioned "ask eddie, his tips are ****e" predictable pish from the taxpayers you work for a living - girfuy