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Celtic Coach, Alan Thompson Quits Before Truth Comes Out...

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  1. Fart Synchronism Machine

    Fart Synchronism Machine Member

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    The rumour in Scotland is that "The Jakey" & "Sweaty Teeth" have been engaging in a bit of "manlove"

    Liewell told Thompson to do one (with a nice payout) ASAP in attempt to fend off the story which is going to break this week.

    Hawhaw, this is a cracker. This will blow Scottish football apart <ok>
     
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  2. Trypsin-1

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    <laugh>

    he's going to villa ye wreck
     
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    seems apt, going to Bummingham somehow.
     
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  4. Fart Synchronism Machine

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    <laugh>

    Why has he been ejected? That's right, too much getting ****faced and the alleged stuff of the "manlove"

    Not really a surprise though...
     
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  5. Trypsin-1

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    funnily enough the mail are reporting its because of his lifestyle <laugh> although they are talking about drink driving rather than being impartial to a bit of bumming
     
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  6. Fart Synchronism Machine

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    For lifestyle, read getting blootered and engaging with men in private and public places.

    It will be in the papers soon enough...
     
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    Dave,

    Which one do you reckon was the receiver?

    I reckon Thompson. Aleast he couldn't get preggers and have popcorn teeth sending him vile text threats to have an abortion.
     
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    <laugh>

    The truth will out this week auld chap.
     
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    I guess a got the scoop then. Auld Jakey Thommo humped...for...well, humpin'...which sex...
     
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    So with me, we are jointly reporting the downfall of the drunkard (manlover) Thommo?

    You see, handshakes across the Thames, etc <ok>
     
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  13. Trypsin-1

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    you're worse than stopme with the mail ****e <laugh>

    he's going to join his old buddy lambert at villa, another ex celtic player who is now a successful manager <ok>
     
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  14. Fart Synchronism Machine

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    Erm, sacked ex-Celtic player due to "lifestyle issues" <ok>
     
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    <laugh> :bandit:
     
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  16. Fart Synchronism Machine

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    For that read Lenny loved taking Al's purple-headed warrior up his ginger s hit pipe <ok>
     
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  17. RAVENBLACK

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    this could just be the tip of the cock.

    never a dull moment at Legoland.
     
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  18. Fart Synchronism Machine

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    E.R, apparently it would be a flacid (booze takes its toll) cock so the tip would be like a newt's pisser <ok>
     
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    Watch this space.

    <laugh>
     
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  20. Barrie Lochrie

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    Thompson's racist views are public knowledge up here.

    It is alleged that he threw bananas at Celtic's black players during training and was encouraged to do so by Lennon.
     
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