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Am I ****ed?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Chelsea for Life, Jun 3, 2012.

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  1. Chelsea for Life

    Chelsea for Life New Member

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    Basically, got drunk the other week, met this chav girl who I'd normally not touch with a barge poll, she said she was 17, but just found out she's only 15. She looks way older than that. ****ing lying whore.

    I'm 19.

    If she tells anyone am I totally ****ed? Will a judge really send me to prison for ****ing someone 3 and a half years younger than me?

    Trolls welcome but I would like some half serious answers.
     
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    Chelsea for Life, Jun 3, 2012
  2. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    Yes ... you will be sentenced for statutory rape and put on the hairy wing with all the other nonces. enjoy <ok>
     
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    Hash., Jun 3, 2012
  3. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    You're are truly ****ed, you dirty ****. Hope you rot in your cell.
     
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    SaintsForTheWin, Jun 3, 2012
  4. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    Just on the off-chance she doesn't mention it, you thought it best to admit your crime on the internet?

    <laugh> Well done!
     
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    Hugh Briss, Jun 3, 2012
  5. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    lol!

    In all seriousness mate, was anyone else there?

    It doesn't matter who she tells, if there were no witnesses, then she can't prove **** if it's been so long. Just deny it ever happened.
     
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    Darth Plagueis, Jun 3, 2012
  6. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Got any pics?
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Jun 3, 2012
  7. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    Is that how you keep getting away with it then?

    <schoolgirlgroomer>
     
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    Hugh Briss, Jun 3, 2012
  8. Fart Synchronism Machine

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    Did you drill her backdoors?
     
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    Fart Synchronism Machine, Jun 3, 2012
  9. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    I don't exactly ask for proof of age so I need to plan ahead mate ;)
     
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    Darth Plagueis, Jun 3, 2012
  10. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    Well calling her a lying whore's probably not going to help, for a start.
    Kids lie. Don't **** them and you'll no reason for that to upset you.
     
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    PleaseNotPoll, Jun 3, 2012

  11. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    And best not to call her a '****ing lying whore' on somewhere like FaceBook <ok>
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Jun 3, 2012
  12. Furcough 2hats

    Furcough 2hats Member

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    You're calling the minor you took advantage off a whore?
    Sex case sex case hang him hang him hang him!
    Your new username is............................sex register for life
     
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    Furcough 2hats, Jun 3, 2012
  13. Kyle?

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    <laugh> Come on man, she's a ****ing chav, she probably lost her virginity when she was 12, she'll probably brag about you naling her to her chavvy friends, thats it.
     
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    Kyle?, Jun 3, 2012
  14. Fart Synchronism Machine

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    She was probably texting her mate while he was struggling to touch the sides!
     
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    Fart Synchronism Machine, Jun 3, 2012
  15. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Nowt like the old beer goggles <we've all been there son>
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Jun 3, 2012
  16. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    You should contact the site owner MalteseMick. He knows a thing or two about this sort of thing.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jun 3, 2012
  17. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    To use a royal phrase, I think you've had an anus horriblus.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Jun 3, 2012
  18. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs
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    The difference is Jip I've got the ability to delete the public evidence, OP is ****ed :bandit:
     
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    Mick, Jun 3, 2012
  19. Trypsin-1

    Trypsin-1 Active Member

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    You ****ed your life over when you decided to support that ****ey football team, now **** off you aids ridden scummy ****
     
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    Trypsin-1, Jun 3, 2012
  20. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Well said Joey lad <laugh>
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Jun 3, 2012
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