Men I must admit part of me felt a bit sorry for the spuds last night, wouldn't have been the case in a domestic game of course, but they were truly spanked...albeit being severley handicapped by Lennons withdrawl and Crazy Legs Crane getting sent off. The other half of me absolutely loved it, good to see Agent Jose give them a turtling
Paddy is struggling to make his wife orgasm as she gets too hot he thinks..& he aint paying for a fan So he gets his mate to watch & waft a towel by them, she still fails to climax Paddy's mate says let me try & you waft the towel - so they swap - paddy's missus has the biggest orgasm of her life inside two minutes Paddy's very pleased - & says "& that my son is how you waft a towel"
The cost of living has got so expensive, my wife is only having sex with me because she can't afford new batteries
Berks Today I am mainly relishing the prospect of winning at Old Trafford, however likely/ unlikely that may be
How about:- It should have been you, It should have been you, Shot in Angola, It should have been you