no ... but in saying that my daughter and the rest of her schoolmates have to bring their own toilet roll to school with them ..****in cutbacks
More to the point I now find myself these days, after much life experience, seeking a cubicle when I need a piss. Being uncircumcised as I am there is always a big ****ing drip waiting to happen as soon as I walk away from that urinal - so with a heavy heart now I seek a tissue solution and more than the mandatory three shakes to prevent it. Still get a drip after 5 shakes and a tissue about 25% of the time as well, think I need to seek medical help.
I think this was covered on QI Mick, the suggestion was to reach under and press behind your balls can't recall the posh term for the area. (And can't be arsed to Google it.) The theory being it's like a U Bend and the piss gets stuck there.
Didn't Izal shiny have a wierd medicated odour too? I am a bit confused. I certainly ain't a standing wiper, but not a sitter either. Surely if your cheeks are firmly planted on the seat, the only access point to your starfish is between your legs, and the under testicle route? I raise myself off the seat and wipe from the side, so although technically standing, I am still in a bent-kneed sitting position. Women do have an additional wiping issue, in that they are supposed to wipe away from their ladygarden in order not to introduce faecal induced vaginal infections.
I sit and just lean to the left. One of my mates sits but he wipes from in between his legs!!! He must get piss on his arms no???? Only freaks stand up and wipe their arse! Nothing better than a teflon poo though, one wipe, nothing there, class! Also, have to agree with previous poster that the Thailand "Bum Washer" gun is the greatest thing ever. If you have a severe case of the ****s you can entertain yourself by shooting shampoo bottles, stc... off the sink. I also found one so powerful that I gave myself a bit of a colonic.
I have a mate who inadvertantly let slip that he wipes from the front! Must have skidmarks on his balls the scruffy ****.
The best way to avoid ring-sting is to catch a few piss-drips on your tissue and use that. The moistness gives you a better clean whilst also reducing painful friction. A bit like a cheap, DIY baby-wipe basically.
