Does anyone follow this guy, hes an absolsute legend,seems to know EVERYTHING about LFC before it happens AND hes asbolutely hilarious, this is a poem he wrote about Gary Lineker an ode to gary lineker gary lineker gary lineker what a life you've had gary lineker gary lineker i'd love it if you were my dad mine ****ed off years ago oh gary you have done so many things and in a way it is not fair i wish i could do just one of those things but you probably dont care oh gary oh gary you were a total goal hanger oh gary oh gary is mark lawrenson a ****** he seems like one mates goal hanger goal hanger a yellow card you did never get no anger no anger you looked after gazza when he was upset oh gary oh gary "have a word with him" you said oh gary oh gary and you pointed to your head you hung up your boots and went on the telly then your hairs went all grey like the italian, ravenelli or pip schofield you like to write poims for your new birds i read it on the internet what inspired you to write those words i bet you've been on punternet your new wife is fit as **** i've heard she's got a lisp but i bet she's not bothered mates not with all those free crisps i love you on the telly you are smooth but never flash i even love your sun bed tan do you remember that moustache pencil thin like erroll flynn the singer from "hot chocolate" you sexy thing you sexy thing i dont know why you chopped it off oh gary oh gary see you on M.O.T.D oh gary oh gary one day that'll be me , my sides are aching
Yeah i follow him mates, always got team news at least 30 mins before anyone else and told his followers Dalglish would be sacked too. Only thing which gets on my nerves is he lack of capital letters and he calls himself a "perspiring Journalist" when it should be "aspiring Journalist." Does he do this on purpose? I think so but would just like him to clarify. Oh yeah and he calls poems, Poims
