Online dating!

This thread is going to beat the "1'st to 1000 replies" thread!

pompey 1 saints 0

 

do what you think is best mate

 

You young guys are far too eager.

Just play hard to get and don't come on too keen.

Believe me it works every time.

Look at me.

Blissfully married for years and years to the most beautiful woman in the world and she still loves me and I am an ugly old blighter who can hardly get it up any more.

A woman will always want what she thinks she cannot have.

Keep them feeling insecure and thinking that they might lose you at any moment.

Treat them like goddesses all of the time except in bed where you must treat them like whores.

 

You have no idea how much I'm sat here laughing at all of this! Brilliant!

 

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Why are my profound words of wisdom viewed with such merriment?

I cast pearls before swine and you mock me.

 

I liked your post,I just found it funny that's all .

 

Mate, The Thorn. Definitely the best place to be. You're close to the Strip, safely underground and you have sport. Oh and not to mention the kinky bitch who you get to bang.

 

Yes. 100% yes.

 

Well, she's been online and looked at my profile but no reply so clearly she's not interested interested.

And I'm pretty sure it said she 'replies often', so the fact that someone who replies often didn't reply to me is not a particularly positive reflection on me as a person.

 

Who cares, man? It's just some bitch on a dating website. There's a fair few fish in the sea.

 

No I completely agree with everything, you just presented it so brilliantly!

 

Yeah I did say I was too thin-skinned for this lol. Coincidentally I received an e-mail some time later saying my profile changes had been approved, so she may not have seen my actual profile and if she saw that there pending changes maybe she'll come back later then message me! #optimism

Although over 24 hours to approve changes? Craaaaazy.

 

It's a dating site, you'll need to learn not to take every rejection so personally! Don't take it as a slant on you, she doesn't know you, just your online profile. As I'm sure someone in here said, it's a numbers game. Message as many people as possible as some won't reply, some will end up being horrendous and you'll find the occasional good one.

 

1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?(written by kids)

-You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10

-No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
-- Kristen, age 10

2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10

3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8

4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8

5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

-Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

-On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10

6. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

-When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7

-The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- - Curt, age 7

-The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
- - Howard, age 8

7. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child )

8. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is........

9. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck. -- Ricky, age 10

 

Is the last one what you do, Godders?

 

your profile didn't mention Pompey did it?

might be an explanation of sorts

 

Online dating can really knock your confidence, can't it? Have you tried posting without a photo? (cruel laugh)

 

Any young fellas out there reading this, reach for the PRINT button. Here is the best advice you'll ever have in life. Brilliant.


On a similar note, when I was getting married to my wife when we lived oop norf, her boss (a then 55 year old Wiganer) put his arm around my shoulders and gave me the following advice:

"Son, keep her well shagged and short of cash. If she's well shagged, she won't go looking elsewhere for it and if she's short of cash, she won't be able to afford to"

for the record my wife, I feel, has somehow managed to reverse this!

 

Beauty Fran is in the eye of the beholder and to me the very lovely is indeed just that to me and that is all that matters.