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Some Joke Reading on the Swansea Board XD

Discussion in 'Cardiff City' started by Swamp, May 31, 2012.

  1. Stid

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    haha in fairness that was funny
     
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  2. DaiJones

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    Unless you got a dog, then your £25 up.
     
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  3. Kifflom!

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    Well for once I tend to agree. Yes, you heard me. Some daft nonsense being spouted around the Swansea board right now, though your Drogba thread was a cracker, I'll give you that. <applause>

    Good to see you're still interested in us though (judging by the responses) when you're about to lose your own manager. Good luck with that.
     
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  4. john hughs

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    Why not stay on the swansea board then Gramps ?,see your taking a battering over there as usual and even your own are turning against you with your abusive postings .

    Sad now that swansea are known just as a stepping stone club but the difference with MM is if he says he will stay ,he will stay not gone the first sniff of the barmaids apron after soooooooooooo many promises .

    Don`t blame Brenda one bit as having to choose between swansea and L/pool ...lets be fair innit...............;)
     
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  5. Swamp

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    they dont half despise you on your board knackered...

    <eek>
     
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  6. snlk/poksnbn

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    Profound quote that one Swamp. No wonder he spends so much time over here,he doesn't seem liked over there.

    We really are a tolerant bunch.
     
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  7. john hughs

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    Its called be nice to Wrinkles week ........................;O)
     
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  8. Kifflom!

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    I like it here. :)

    It's DragonQueen free.

    Ban Norway Jack and Dainumpty and I'll make the move permanent. <laugh>
     
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  9. Blue Sheep

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    Only if you give us a large transfer fee...
     
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  10. Crackerjack

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    Two Malaysians walk into a Cardiff pub , wanting to paint the town red ........ That's all folks !!
     
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  11. snlk/poksnbn

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    Two jax walk into a swanc pub, landlord thinks, "Hm! Must be a game on today, rarely get this many in."
     
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    Followed a large crowd down swansea and ended up in Poundland................
     
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  13. DaiJones

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    3 Football managers walked into a pub in Swansea.

    "We'll have 3 small whiskys please, won't be here long"
     
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  14. snlk/poksnbn

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    <laugh> Rhondda!
    You can't beat the old, a Spanishman a Portugueseman and an Irishman walked into a pub jokes. <ok>
     
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  15. Crackerjack

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    3 managers walk into a pub in Swansea and say " Well we got you to the Premier & here's your 9 million transfer fees for our sales " Bartender says " Wow , how come this never happens at Cardiff , that could have payed for the Langston debt a few months back "
     
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  16. Swamp

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    What do frogs like to drink on a hot summer day?
    Croak-o-cola.
     
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  17. snlk/poksnbn

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    Swamp!
    You just set yourself up for a choke-a-cola joke. <doh>
     
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  18. Crackerjack

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    Well Cardiff are the Official bottlers !
     
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  19. JackPA26

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    Looks like MM has just caught a whif of the Apron JH....off to Norwich? Real danger that CCFC will end up as a stepping stone in the Championship:laugh:
     
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    A swansea jack walks into a pub in cardiff and notices a large pile of shyte in one corner and a small pile in another corner . Then a bloobird comes in drops his shorts and squats over the small pile of crap and lets rip. The landlord is furious and screams at him your barred you dirty barsteward. The swansea jack asks the landlord what the feck was that all about ? And gets the reply ive told him 3 times before not to use the ladies toilets !!!

    True story lads for i was that jack ! :emoticon-0103-cool: <whistle>
     
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