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o/t Melanie Sykes

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by bum_chinned_crab, May 31, 2012.

  1. bum_chinned_crab

    bum_chinned_crab Well-Known Member

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  2. WhittlingStick

    WhittlingStick Well-Known Member

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    its funny but the most amazing thing about this is the amount of time the Mail has put into covering this ...erm story.
     
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  3. DJBlackandamberarmy(No4)

    DJBlackandamberarmy(No4) Well-Known Member

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    i knew party would be browsing this thread <laugh>
     
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  4. FLG

    FLG Well-Known Member

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    Definition of a Cougar, which I think Melanie is;

    An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf. Cougars are gaining in popularity -- particularly the true hotties -- as young men find not only a sexual high, but many times a chick with her **** together.

    "That cougar I met last night, showed me **** I didn't know existed, I'm goin back for more. "
     
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  5. John. Walkington.

    John. Walkington. Active Member

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    Just came on this thread to check if Melanie Sykes was being linked with the City manager job, every other bugger seems to be.
     
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  6. Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC

    Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC Well-Known Member

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    No, John - Cougar, not Tiger! <whistle>
     
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  7. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    Where has the term Cougar come from??

    It sounds very American and rather vulgar if you ask me.

    Was Hatty Jacques a cougar then ?

    If so, I'm in.
     
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  8. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Well-Known Member

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    It is American, just like alot of slang nowadays including stuff like MILF, that was very popular with kids my age after those ****e American Pie films became popular.

    Did Hattie Jacques go around looking for younger men? If so then she fits the description.
     
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  9. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    Is there any****ingwhere i can escape celebrity gossip Bum chin ? You should be banned from this board forever you twat ! Ban the bastard. Come on mods ban the bastard. This is an outrage ! :emoticon-0146-punch:emoticon-0146-punch:emoticon-0146-punch:emoticon-0146-punch:emoticon-0146-punch
     
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  10. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    To be honest, I quite like MILF. Other than that American slang makes me :emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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    bum_chinned_crab Well-Known Member

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    Even further o/t but they really were ****e werent they? Everyone went mad for them and I was just stoney faced when I watched it. I thought am I missing something?
     
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  12. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Well-Known Member

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    Haha

    Such as?

    Now if kids repeat that twat Will.i.am and say dope (meaning cool apparently) all the time i will slap them when they come in the shop.

    I dunno how long they wanna milk the cash cow. They brought out the 3 films then the older actors left the series and they filmed some others with an entire new group of actors, and when they flopped they brought back the old lot for one last hurrah. They must be skint to have to go back to it.
     
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  13. FLG

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    Did you know that 'sick' now means 'cool' or 'crazy good'

    Dude 1 "Man, that fat chick I banged last nite was sick yo"
    Dude 2 "You mean like she was a cougar bitch"
    Dude 1 "No man, I mean like she was sick in my crib - bitch done drunk a whole case of counterfeit Corona"
    Dude 2 "Word"
     
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  14. bum_chinned_crab

    bum_chinned_crab Well-Known Member

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    So what does it mean if she was a sick phat cougar?
     
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  15. Erik

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    <laugh><laugh> I love you

    Just going back to being angry for a minute, I hate the fact that people now say "pissed" instead of "pissed off".

    I also hate it when people on forums such as this say "Hull City beats Man United" as opposed to "Hull City beat Man United". Cunts <grr>
     
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    It means YOU drunk the knock off Corona and had the worlds biggest beer googles on.

    Last dance, last chance an all that..
     
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  17. Hank Scorpio

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    "Ph fat" means cool :)

    Means you got your leg over with an older bird, who may or may not have been on the pull for a younger man.
     
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  18. Erik

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    Sick and phat mean the same thing, I think <confused>

    I'm not too sure though, I'm a posho like Golaccio!
     
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  19. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Well-Known Member

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    You what? Posh, moi?

    You're right they mean the same thing.

    This whole thread is making me think of Partridge at the bloke who liked the American things. Dr Pepper tastes like fizzy Benylin.
     
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  20. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    You can speak French? Creme de la menthe, bla bla bla :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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