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Kevin Nolan

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Apr 6, 2011.

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  1. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

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    Just been to town to pick my mam up from the train station and was driving away past Revolution and out walks Kevin Nolan, I had to stop at the lights just outside and I felt like getting out and shagging the bloke! He has been great for us this season.

    I am happy to say he didn't look pissed!
     
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    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Didn't know you were like that Badger!
     
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  3. aginairrr

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    Badger's can do as they please!
     
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  4. Tiote's Witch Doctor

    Tiote's Witch Doctor Well-Known Member

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    I saw him and Carroll in Osbornes in Jesmond last year before xmas, I shook Carrolls hand and said hello to Nolan, my mate kept heckling him asking if he wanted a pint, he said it was alright and patted him on the back, they seemed like decent crack.
     
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  5. Aldridge_Prior

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    If Carroll asks you if you want a pint, DUCK!
     
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  6. Tiote's Witch Doctor

    Tiote's Witch Doctor Well-Known Member

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    I think he sounds a bit camp when he speaks, certainly doesnt sound like the hard man he makes himself out to be.
     
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  7. Aldridge_Prior

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    Mandy Carroll
     
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  8. Cal.

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    Amy does have a nice ponytail though, surely that makes up for it?
     
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  9. Tiote's Witch Doctor

    Tiote's Witch Doctor Well-Known Member

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    Aye, nothing says I'm solid as **** than a nice long ponytail.
     
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  10. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    Candy Carroll
     
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    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    In case he quacks you one.
     
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  12. Aldridge_Prior

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    You're winging it now mate...
     
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  13. Cal.

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    Really scraping the bottom of the pancake now.
     
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  14. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    Hope he doesnt start Peking on Gerrards missus
     
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  15. Aldridge_Prior

    Aldridge_Prior Active Member

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    I'm sure he'd let that one fly...
     
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  16. Marvel At Marveaux

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    Argh, AldridgePriop......you beak me to it.....
     
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  17. AH

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    ...
    i like birds



    <insert witting bird pun joke that will fetch endless amounts of rep here>
     
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  18. Cal.

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    Don't get yourself down.
     
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    Just popped in here to have a gander...
     
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  20. Marvel At Marveaux

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    ....and maybe ruffle a few feathers?
     
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