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The Great Wiping Debate

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Otto Flayshow, Apr 6, 2011.

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How do you wipe?

  1. Standing

  2. Sitting

  3. Wiping is for wimps

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  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I use moistwipes after I have cleaned the bluk of the keech away. I do it sitting because if I stood up my arse cheeks would clench.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Apr 6, 2011
  2. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    I have buns of steel.

    Nothing to do with arse wiping , just thought I`d mention it <laugh>
     
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    rogueleader, Apr 6, 2011
  3. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Easy to clean <applause>

    Watch out for rust though!
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Apr 6, 2011
  4. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    nothing that a quick squirt of WD40 wont sort.
     
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    rogueleader, Apr 6, 2011
  5. jerseymackem

    jerseymackem Active Member

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    <ok>
     
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    jerseymackem, Apr 6, 2011
  6. MackemsRule

    MackemsRule Well-Known Member

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    Fat guys stand, fat women stand and fail it seems. <ok>


    please log in to view this image
     
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    MackemsRule, Apr 6, 2011

  7. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    i sit and use wet wipes for an extra clean experience
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Apr 6, 2011
  8. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Soul Mates?
     
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    DevAdvocate, Apr 6, 2011
  9. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    What wipes do you use?

    I find the own make asda ones far superior to the Andrex wipes, the perfume can nip slightly.

    Although a friend of mine saw a packet of wipes sitting on the cistern at his work so grabbed them and proceeded to wipe, only to find they were actually flash wipes <laugh>
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Apr 6, 2011
  10. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Ah the old Flash wipe confusion!

    I Use Johnsons personally but Mrs Dev and Daughter have various wipes which I have accidentally used. From reading-glass clean wipes to Nail Varnish removal ones.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Apr 6, 2011
  11. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    Sitting down for sure - but with tissue, do you fold or scrunch? :emoticon-0119-puke: <party>
     
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    Hugh Briss, Apr 6, 2011
  12. Kim Jong Il

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    nail varnish removal ones must have nipped a bit <laugh>

    Johnsons are pretty good too, nice and soft.

    the worst i have found on my cistern was clearasil wipes, thank **** i never used them.
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Apr 6, 2011
  13. jerseymackem

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    Anyone ever used a Brillo pad? No, just me?

    :(
     
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    jerseymackem, Apr 6, 2011
  14. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    fold of course
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Apr 6, 2011
  15. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    fold but it ends up a scrunch
     
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    Hash., Apr 6, 2011
  16. EDGE

    EDGE Guest

    Sitting, fold, wipe, study for ruffage, dispose.
     
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    EDGE, Apr 6, 2011
  17. MackemsRule

    MackemsRule Well-Known Member

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    Looked all over for this brand couldn't find them anywhere.

    Closest ones were Arseshole Mates. <ok>
     
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    MackemsRule, Apr 6, 2011
  18. Erik

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    Stand and scrunch. <ok>
     
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    Erik, Apr 6, 2011
  19. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    WEIRDO <yikes>
     
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    Hash., Apr 6, 2011
  20. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Does anyone remember the shiny toilet roll you used to get in school?

    It was like wiping your arse with grease-proof paper.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Apr 6, 2011
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