http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-18234930 London is Frances 6th biggest city <sacrelebleu> Toby, why don't you go home!
Just got back from France, was ****ing awesome Having more french people over here is good for this ****ty country, improves the gene pool a bit and you get to hear sexy french women talk with their sexy french accents. Mon the frogs
The French always were handy for sending a few boatloads of guns and mercenaries to us Scots over the centuries. Loads of Frogs in Edinburgh. Some nice French student fanny out in town.
Yes, I do enjoy France, and the flangé is supreme. But I'll say it again, the Polish burds are the best, like seriously fkin insanely gorgeous. You won't find any 'Tina' types over there, no huge arses and webbed feet and 13 chins.
except in the jacobite rebellion. if the frogs turned up they were going to take london. instead they ran away and got their asses handed to them at culloden.
The trouble with the frogs is they are arrogant and drink something awful. Just like the smelly weegies. And anyway Toby is a turd burglar.
Aye, living so close we had a yearly trip to Culloden. Loved that, standing in a death marsh in the cold while some auld ****er droned on about heaps of dead guys.
agreed i was in krakow a few years ago and every single pub, shop or restaurant i was in had some top quality fanny in it that went straight in the **** bank for that night, then you come back to Scotland and its full of dour faced chubby growling hoors that think they are gorgeous! mon the poles
If you guys were hot in Scotland, you wouldn't stand a chance over there, was about 35C towards 2pm You also don't get hangovers there Not sure about polish women, some are alright, their accent is horrible though... And no ER i'm still not gay, give Kirun a PM
