Serbian player banished for not signing national anthem

Bread.

 

That would be out of the frying pan and into the fire

 

Apparently his family are fuming with him.

His parents are upset but his granary is distraught.

That's even worse than my other one.

 

It's a load of old crop that one, mate.

 

At least he's trying dough

 

are we on eggs or bread now? I hope its eggs as I could go all day with egg puns

 

I'd be very surprised if 3 of the England squad knew sign language. More likely we'd be left with a squad of 0.

 

I'm not sure, it's all got a bit scrambled. To be safe I'd make a pun about eggy bread. The French will be toast when they play us?

 

Puns??!! A Serbian player being banished for not signing the national anthem is nothing to yolk about

 

I wonder if he'll be taken out of the Panini album?

 

And how eggsactly did a childish joke about a bread typo change to chicken related gags? It's a fowl turn of events.

 

And we have a (bread) winner!

In fact, that gag is so good I might baguette and use it myself later.

 

I've no clucking idea!!

 

There must be one of them with some brains, finding it hard to think of any though. Didn't Rooney say he was a big fan of Sudoku once, could be untapped potential there with that boys intellect?

 

You ****ing ruined it.

 

wouldnt England be better singing Jerusalem for National pride ? im surprised we still have the flag of St George and England hasnt adopted the Union Flag as the England one.

 

Tim Flours - reported to be considering coming out of retirement cos he vaguely fits the newest international criteria .... shame Nat Loafhouse is dead ...

 

Good call Whittling Stick, though personally, I think England in whatever code or form should sing Elgar's Land of Hope and Glory as the England anthem. I once did so before a university RU game against a French Uni many moons ago (the French brass band played it really well it has to be said). I was right choked up I were... with proper tears in me eyes! Mind you, I was so wound up it made me hit the fluckers even harder in the first few tackles! Couldn't do it to our feckin awful national anthem!

 

This really hasn't got anything to cock a doodle do with the way this bread has gone!

 

Precisely. Ive said it before I'll say it again - we (the UK I mean) have THE worst national anthem in the world. How does that dirge suppose to get you pumped with pride? Has to be said The Frenchies have the market conrnered with that one. Indeed LoH&G would be much improved and I like it when we have it for England at the commonwealth games.