Class of Support

I'm a royalist (at least until Prince William takes over, boring man) so i'd rather the queen rake in money for us as a tourist attraction than not having the extra income. Who comes to the UK to see David Cameron?

 

It seems to be catching on all over the world... Now let me see - we can have the Welsh, or maybe the Scots, we've had a go at the Irish,
how about tackling the Cornish? What do you think, Piskie?

 

If you put the heads of the Windsors on stakes on Tower Bridge, that would bring in some tourist bucks

 

Yeah, by all means take on the Cornish It will leave more room for emmets like me

 

Or we can get Nick Clegg to dance naked whilst we throw rocks at him. That would make a huge profit.

 

I'd pay more to chuck rocks at Cameron

 

As a tory voter, i'd look a bit of a prat if i threw rocks at the leader of the party i voted for. Thats where Clegg comes in handy.

 

what's with the naked bit? - a bit pervy I'd say !!

 

Yeah, sorry about that, i just thought it would humiliate him more.

 

how about we throw soggy tomatoes at the whole Labour front bench? Much more fun.

 

I'd like that.

 

Her sister has no arse - best arse around - my arse Its flat like Ikea furniture, if I want a skinny bird with no arse I'll go find Pippa Middleton, until then I'll avoid barrel scraping

 

I'd do Kate, but you're right about her sister.

 

I'd do both, but i'd probably need a bit of alcohol first.

 

I wouldn't climb over either of you to get to Pippa I can tell you !!

 

Good. Kyle? can have her.

 

Buy me some wine, and then i'll see if i can muster up the courage to try.

 

I love these celebrity supporter threads.

So far I've got
Spandau Ballet
Phil Tufnell
Alan Davies
Mo Farrar
Ian Poulter
Piers Morgan (unfortunately)
Ray Davies

Any more?