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commachio said:
haway taking the piss about football is one thing, but slagging off another serving the country is a different matter.

roger 9 para, para's engineers must have some brains and bottle,
alfie 2 para must have a lot of bottle, leaving out the brains mind.

this debate will be lost on many so it's only between a few, anyway you both have something in common and it was that red beret.
bet you wish it was a green one, only joking lads
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Some people love fame and seek attention, and like to invent windswept and interesting life syles. If Alfie gives me the first 5 numbers from his regimental number i can tell if he is a lying twat or telling the truth

I have given him mine, so now he knows im genuine
 
cyprussydsafc said:
Anyone seen my boy Stewart? I have questions for him.
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last i heard he was all wrapped up in his blanket, in his bestest red and white outfit, his ma put him in a station taxi in castletown, with a photo attached saying "sorry syd, he's a lost cause, i canna cope nee more, do ya best for im, and dinna laf at tha size of is cock" now taxi ta coxhoe pease
 
commachio said:
last i heard he was all wrapped up in his blanket, in his bestest red and white outfit, his ma put him in a station taxi in castletown, with a photo attached saying "sorry syd, he's a lost cause, i canna cope nee more, do ya best for im, and dinna laf at tha size of is cock" now taxi ta coxhoe pease
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Absolute brilliant bit of banter thier mate. 5 star goad.
 
commachio said:
cheers mate, i just hope the taxi don't get lost and tak a detoor to the darkside, god forbid he ever ends up in witleey bay, and pronounces imself a real geeooordeeUOTE]

A bit of respect please, my boy is coming back after all these years, I think I have worked it out. I think I know who is mam is, 1984, night out in Newcastle at the old Tuxedo Junction, pulled a nice blonde lass in early 20's, I was 35 so that would make Stewart 26 now.
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I think from now on, when he comes on here, we should refer to him as Syd's boy....I'm sure he will appreciate that...<laugh>
 
Or he ends up at the Pigg market meets one of them toon ladddeeeesss, and ends up on a council estate breeding cartoon supporters, oh the irony of it
 
Its Syd choice, of name and as he followed his mothers advice not Syds, i think Toon toy boy is better
 
syd maybe now is a good time to think about your maid, she could give the taxi driver a bevy to ease the pain of all that time in the taxi with your boy, (sure he's heard enuuf ****e to last him a lifetime).

then she could take him for a bath (probably needs one) and if she can hold the laugh in, wash his little twinky, must be rotten by now.

she can dress him in his bestest boy scout uniform, and maybe even teach him to tie his shoelaces,

then when he's all washed and scrubbed, even with some powder on his little red raw botty,

you can sit and let him pat osca, and teach him pets are to loved, but not in that way,

and show him all your pics of the sol, and listen to him whimper, HHOOOOOMMMMEEE, bigdownunder come home
 
commachio said:
syd maybe now is a good time to think about your maid, she could give the taxi driver a bevy to ease the pain of all that time in the taxi with your boy, (sure he's heard enuuf ****e to last him a lifetime).

then she could take him for a bath (probably needs one) and if she can hold the laugh in, wash his little twinky, must be rotten by now.

she can dress him in his bestest boy scout uniform, and maybe even teach him to tie his shoelaces,

then when he's all washed and scrubbed, even with some powder on his little red raw botty,

you can sit and let him pat osca, and teach him pets are to loved, but not in that way,

and show him all your pics of the sol, and listen to him whimper, HHOOOOOMMMMEEE, bigdownunder come home
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Nee chance, any bath time is mine.
 
Bigdownunder said:
Sydpussy,
Try answering post 117, while your waiting for your meals on wheels
Be back tonight
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My boys home and you will be pleased to know I have unblocked you son, now I know who you are. So many questions son, is your mam blonde, are you 26, when are we going to meet up. By the way, stop this syd stuff, call me dad
 
amsterdam roger said:
Or he ends up at the Pigg market meets one of them toon ladddeeeesss, and ends up on a council estate breeding cartoon supporters, oh the irony of it
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Todger, I see you been smelling the flumes from the brewery again
Glad to see you like the photo I posted for Syd, and now using it.
 
cyprussydsafc said:
My boys home and you will be pleased to know I have unblocked you son, now I know who you are. So many questions son, is your mam blonde, are you 26, when are we going to meet up. By the way, stop this syd stuff, call me dad
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syd , I think its my granmother I ask more your age
try answering post 117
 
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