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The Great Wiping Debate

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Otto Flayshow, Apr 6, 2011.

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How do you wipe?

  1. Standing

  2. Sitting

  3. Wiping is for wimps

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  1. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    After taking a dump, do you stand up to wipe your arse, or are you one of those weirdos who wipes from a sitting position?
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Apr 6, 2011
  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    sit
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Apr 6, 2011
  3. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Like most normal blokes I sit.

    It's usually women who stand up.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Apr 6, 2011
  4. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    i sit and im proud ... squiggly looks like youre the weird one or possibly a bit camp ....stand to wipe indeed
     
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    Hash., Apr 6, 2011
  5. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    i mentioned this on another wiping related thread. the Thais have it sorted. they have a hose gun beside the pan, you just skoosh ur hoop (which feels good btw <barrowman>) and then dry with some TP. no sting ring for me <ok>
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Apr 6, 2011
  6. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    How is it physically possible to get at your ring if you're sitting down?
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Apr 6, 2011
  7. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    you lean to one side
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Apr 6, 2011
  8. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    It's easy unless you're severely overweight.

    Something you want to tell us?
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Apr 6, 2011
  9. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    I'm off to give this a try.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Apr 6, 2011
  10. Rocket

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    I sit but if I know it's a real clinger I stand and lean forward to make sure I get right in there.

    Jobs a good un. <ok>
     
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    Rocket, Apr 6, 2011

  11. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    because we all have normal proportional length arms unlike this guy and maybe you

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    Hash., Apr 6, 2011
  12. Girvan Loyal 1690

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    when you stand up your going to end up making a mess off your cheeks when they close surely?
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Apr 6, 2011
  13. Rocket

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    I also have an OCD when I see this - it's wrong!!!


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    The roll must be to the front - or the Protestant way as I call it.
     
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    Rocket, Apr 6, 2011
  14. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    trevs taking a hammering in tagland <laugh>
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Apr 6, 2011
  15. El_Bando

    El_Bando Can't remember, where was I?
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    surely if your standing then its squidging it and making more of a mess to wipe?
     
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    El_Bando, Apr 6, 2011
  16. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    I've just had a dry run, and you people are crazy. I'm going to stick with my preferred method of bending over the bath while a Filipino houseboy licks my anus clean.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Apr 6, 2011
  17. Girvan Loyal 1690

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    <laugh>
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Apr 6, 2011
  18. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    ****ing hell didn't your mummy teach you how to wipe your botty?
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Apr 6, 2011
  19. B-C

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    <laugh> This thread has been done before. And distinct new wiping methods appeared then too.
     
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    B-C, Apr 6, 2011
  20. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    deja vu all over again
     
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    rogueleader, Apr 6, 2011
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