I think we had quite a few pages last year. You lot know the drill. (I think) Here we go. I just heard that our first signing will be Lionel Messi, he's been seen at Melwood. Over to you...........
our new manger and his backroom staff please log in to view this image Jules: You, flock of seagulls, you know why we're here? Why don't you tell my man Vincent why you were **** last season Carra: It's because la... Jules: I don't remember askin' you a Goddamn thing! You were saying? Adam: It's because we couldn't score Downing: I'm sorry, I didn't get your name. I got yours, Vincent, right? But I didn't get yours... Jules: My name's Pitt. And your ass ain't talkin' your way out of this ****. Downing: No, no, I just want you to know... I just want you to know how sorry we are that things got so ****ed up with us and Mr. Dalglish. We got into this thing with the best intentions and I never... Jules: [Jules shoots Joe Cole] I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does Kenny Dalglish look like? Downing: What? Jules: What country are you from? Downing: What? What? Wh - ? Jules: "What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What? Downing: What? Jules: English, motherfucker, do you speak it? Downing: Yes! Yes! Jules: Then you know what I'm sayin'! Downing: Yes! Jules: Describe what Kenny Dalglish looks like! Brett: What? Jules: Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!
I was kind of expecting HP......This isn't going well. Last year we had a thread where someone posted a rumour (I just heard that our first signing will be Lionel Messi, he's been seen at Melwood.) Someone replied Source? We then had about 20 pages of Sauce related crap. My intitial post was a bit rubbish. So save my ass and put a sauce as a reply.
I made a mess of this thread, I suppose it was a bit ****! I'm going to hang out on the Torquay board as a self punishment.
Holy **** i was on my computer and my dad said what the **** are you doing on not609 and i said **** you dad and then he punched a wall and it broke so i threaw my computer at him but it missed and hit my mom and then my sister was like what the **** scruffy and then i realized i was a dog so i took a **** on the floor it was the best day ever
