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The 2012 Pre-Season Sauce Thread

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by luvgonzo, May 28, 2012.

  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I think we had quite a few pages last year.

    You lot know the drill. (I think)

    Here we go.

    I just heard that our first signing will be Lionel Messi, he's been seen at Melwood.

    Over to you...........
     
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  2. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    our new manger and his backroom staff

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    Jules: You, flock of seagulls, you know why we're here? Why don't you tell my man Vincent why you were **** last season
    Carra: It's because la...
    Jules: I don't remember askin' you a Goddamn thing! You were saying?
    Adam: It's because we couldn't score
    Downing: I'm sorry, I didn't get your name. I got yours, Vincent, right? But I didn't get yours...
    Jules: My name's Pitt. And your ass ain't talkin' your way out of this ****.
    Downing: No, no, I just want you to know... I just want you to know how sorry we are that things got so ****ed up with us and Mr. Dalglish. We got into this thing with the best intentions and I never...
    Jules: [Jules shoots Joe Cole] I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does Kenny Dalglish look like?
    Downing: What?
    Jules: What country are you from?
    Downing: What? What? Wh - ?
    Jules: "What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?
    Downing: What?
    Jules: English, motherfucker, do you speak it?
    Downing: Yes! Yes!
    Jules: Then you know what I'm sayin'!
    Downing: Yes!
    Jules: Describe what Kenny Dalglish looks like!
    Brett: What?
    Jules: Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!
     
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  3. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Source?
     
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  4. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    I am Vincent
     
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  5. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I was kind of expecting HP......This isn't going well. Last year we had a thread where someone posted a rumour (I just heard that our first signing will be Lionel Messi, he's been seen at Melwood.)

    Someone replied Source?

    We then had about 20 pages of Sauce related crap. My intitial post was a bit rubbish. So save my ass and put a sauce as a reply. :emoticon-0106-cryin
     
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  6. Hash.

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    I know luv but that was soooo 2011
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I made a mess of this thread, I suppose it was a bit ****! I'm going to hang out on the Torquay board as a self punishment. :emoticon-0106-cryin
     
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    It's a bit chilli there.
     
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    That's the closest so far to the replies I was expecting. <whistle>
     
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  10. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    Holy ****
    i was on my computer and my dad said
    what the **** are you doing on not609
    and i said
    **** you dad
    and then he punched a wall and it broke
    so i threaw my computer at him but it missed and hit my mom
    and then my sister was like
    what the **** scruffy
    and then i realized i was a dog
    so i took a **** on the floor
    it was the best day ever
     
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  11. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Um! You ok Hash?
     
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  12. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    yup... the best day ever <ok>
     
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  13. luvgonzo

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    Stupid question really, you did say it was the best day ever. <laugh>
     
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  14. Bindiana

    Bindiana Well-Known Member

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    So in all that hash when did you see messi at melwood?
     
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  15. Hash.

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    Never... thats luv who ''seen'' messi at melwood ... he'd been on the sauce again
     
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    SJD Well-Known Member

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    I will have a handful of whatever you lot are on today!
    Maybe then it will make more sense to me :laugh:
     
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  17. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Well that made this thread all worthwhile. Thanks. <ale>
     
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  18. luvgonzo

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    It comes in a bottle. <monster>
     
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    I can lift a bottle with my hand, so that works <party>
     
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  20. saintanton

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    I never have a clue what anyone on here's talking about, including me.
     
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