Seeing as its that end of season quiet lull with nothing happening here's a couple of jokes to enjoy As I rode past a field the other day I saw a scarecrow having a ****, I thought ****ing hell he's clutching at straws The champions league final was just like world war 2, the English won, the Germans lost and the Jews suffered
I like the first one, very good. But I think I am getting old or just plain stupid, because I don't get the second one. I didn't watch the CL Final though - is there actually something witty in this that I am not getting or is it just plain fascist?
I met a fairy today who granted me one wish. "I want to live forever," I said. "Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that." "Fine," I said, "I want to die when Ken Bates leaves Leeds." "You crafty ****!" said the fairy
Elmo, The jews suffered is Spurs who have missed out on the CL next season and have now gone into the Europa League as Chelski scum won (bought) the CL Don't you remember all the build up that whoever finishes fourth ran the risk of missing out if Chelski won the CL?
I don't follow that ****e called the Premier League or the Champions League Steve I see I just missed the joke but it still reads rather sinister for those of us that don't care much about the Prem nor have Sky TV
I remember a great joke that made me laugh & laugh. Only heard the first line though. It went ... Ken Bates put his hand in his pocket ....
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