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Am i mad ?

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  1. goonercymraeg

    goonercymraeg Amnesia
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    It's 6-20 on a Saturday morning and I'm drinking a cup of coffee and smoking a ***.At 8-05 I'm getting picked up by coach to go on yet another nigh on 500 mile round trip to London.The day will cost me approx £150 and I wont get home until about 1-00 on Sunday morning.I'm starting to think I'm mad and should really start thinking about giving up the ***s.
     
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    goonercymraeg, Apr 2, 2011
  2. Paulpowersleftfoot

    Paulpowersleftfoot Well-Known Member

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    Put the young boy down then and let him go back to bed
     
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    Paulpowersleftfoot, Apr 2, 2011
  3. goonercymraeg

    goonercymraeg Amnesia
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    What young boy ?
     
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    goonercymraeg, Apr 2, 2011
  4. Paulpowersleftfoot

    Paulpowersleftfoot Well-Known Member

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    The ***?
     
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    Paulpowersleftfoot, Apr 2, 2011
  5. goonercymraeg

    goonercymraeg Amnesia
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    I can assure you it's one of the tobacco kind <laugh>
     
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    goonercymraeg, Apr 2, 2011
  6. The Ginger Marks

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    Dodgy Welsh git <laugh>
     
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    The Ginger Marks, Apr 2, 2011
  7. Sir Dennis of Bergkamp

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    I have about 30 ***s a day. Does that make me strange? Odd? or just addicted to....????:wink:
     
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    Sir Dennis of Bergkamp, Apr 4, 2011
  8. MrWright!

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    Yes you are, but don't call me ted.
     
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  9. goonercymraeg

    goonercymraeg Amnesia
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    Surely you don't mean that
     
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    goonercymraeg, Apr 5, 2011
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    No ofcourse i don't, i don't mind being called Ted.
     
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  11. goonercymraeg

    goonercymraeg Amnesia
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    You were meant to say "don't call me Shirley" ,doh>
     
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    goonercymraeg, Apr 5, 2011
  12. Sir Dennis of Bergkamp

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    I got the impression most people on here are "friends of Dorothy."

    Cheerio. :tongue:
     
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    Sir Dennis of Bergkamp, Apr 6, 2011
  13. goonercymraeg

    goonercymraeg Amnesia
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    If your showing your true age,it means i'm not the oldest old git on here ;)
     
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    goonercymraeg, Apr 6, 2011
  14. MrWright!

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    I shagged dorothy.
    She loved it.
    i then shagged her friends.
     
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    MrWright!, Apr 6, 2011
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    goonercymraeg Amnesia
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    You shagged the cowardly lion<yikes>
    ****ing weirdo <grr>
     
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    goonercymraeg, Apr 6, 2011
  16. Sir Dennis of Bergkamp

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    Sadly the age is correct.

    Having said that there is something to be said for old gits...err I'll think of it in a moment...

    Oh Christ nurse has turned up with the bathchair and medication. Oh well another day perhaps. :emoticon-0116-evilg
     
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    Sir Dennis of Bergkamp, Apr 6, 2011
  17. MrWright!

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    you should try it, a lions a better shag than a sheep.
     
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    MrWright!, Apr 6, 2011
  18. goonercymraeg

    goonercymraeg Amnesia
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    We **** them and then the English eat them <ok>
     
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    goonercymraeg, Apr 6, 2011
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    We prefer to think of it as you tenderising them for us. Makes the rump that much more juicy <ok>
     
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    Swarbs, Apr 6, 2011
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    I thought it made the meat more salty <ok>
     
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