The head line will be, 'Liverpool don't know who they want', what a bloody farce, think you lot are due to pass chelski in the comedy stakes, I fancy us to take 6 points of you this season!............
Dave Whelan Refuses To Comment on Martinez. One legged Salford girl, doesn't have leg to stand on in benefits swindle case.
Return of the King! King Kenny has returned to Liverpool to help the club since no suitable manager could be found. The board expressed their delight at the Liverpool Legend's return and hope he will help to stabilize the club during this difficult period whilst they seek a long term solution. Kenny had previously made it clear he would be happy to help the club in any capacity should they need. Funny you should say that Spearing. A few years ago, advised by some of those expensive management consultants that infest everything nowadays, our HR department were inspired to make all senior/middle managers in the company re-apply for their own jobs and be judged (alongside several candidates from outside the industry who just happened to be on the same social network as the HR Director) on a 'Values and behaviours' framework. In essence it was an exercise in culling whte, middle-aged men. Amongst the casualties were two fiftysomething Operating Managers who were sadly found to not have the 'right' values and behaviours aligned to the company vision, despite their exemplary records and technical abilities. They were told to temporarily stay in their posts until suitable replacements were found. TWO YEARS LATER! they were finally given the considerably generous severances they were entitled to, having not once complained about the absurdity of the situation they had been put in. Six months after that, they were brought back again as 'consultants'.... to mentor their replacements who were struggling badly but did have the 'values and behaviours' so beloved of the HR department. Make what you will of that...
Startling new concept at Anfield, THREE new managers. New DoF Rafa to rotate them, so they don't tire out by end of season..FACT!
