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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Magic Laudrup 11, May 6, 2010.

  1. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member
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    The people there are brilliant <ok>

    Phoned them to cancel my license and she said I'll have £36 back in my bank straight away. She said I am due another 3 months back as well but need to do an online form. I said OK and she said she'll do it for me <laugh> Took a few details and told me I'll be getting £72 within a few days.

    Now I'll just need to tell the bird no to turn on the tele tonight <laugh>

    When I first moved into my flat 4 years ago I got a license online on the 1st day I moved in. Got home from work and there was a van sitting outside the flat. I turned the tele on and within a minute there was a knock on the door. ****ing ****s were waiting on me turning it on and had a fine for me already. Told the stupid ****s I bought one online <laugh>

    EPIC FAIL
     
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    TYpical tory licence dodging **** <grr>
     
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  3. Magic Laudrup 11

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    I'm moving in with my brother who already has a license ****face

    Ain't nothing you can do. Davey boy will be knocking on number 10 tomorrow morning getting that morose **** outta there <ok>
     
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  4. lone ranger

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    i only have one because mrs.lr bought it last year, i refuse to get one untill caught <ok>

    if we move house she can pay for it if she likes, morally, i dont believe in them <ok>
     
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  5. Kim Jong Il

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    magic and JB the only tory voters in Scotland
     
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    I was going to make a party thread, with only me and JB on it <laugh>
     
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  7. lone ranger

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    <laugh>

    its that small minded, petty attitude that your local tory candidate is counting on <ok>
     
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  8. Magic Laudrup 11

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    The tories know theres no chance of winning in EK. They don't have any signs up or anything. All I seen was a leaflet of the guy beside a very clean path. He looked very monkeyish. Fits into EK I guess <whistle>
     
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    some people just dont understand that clean and clear trade routes/transport links are one of the main things that keep the economy going.
     
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    I've refused to get one and when the ****ers knocked on my door asking why I didnt have a TV license I replied "Doesnt my council tax cover that" Poor **** just looked at me in total confusion and sat explaining for 15 minutes why it didnt cover the TV afterwards I asked what my council tax does cover, he got pissed off and issued me with a warning.

    Still havent got one and I;ve heard nothing since, anyway my neighbours got on that covers me does it not ?

    We need a lawyer on here for this sort of thing.......
     
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    <laugh> <laugh> <laugh> I'm a conformist. All talk of rebellion but **** scared of it <laugh>

    I might watch the tv when I'm in the flat without a license tonight. ****ing nutcase that I am.

    ML11........Not606's Danny Dyer <laugh>
     
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    you're double hard ninja ML <ok>
     
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    The Mothman knows now fear.....apart from a big rolled up newspaper
     
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  14. _Jay

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    Magic, cover the edges and back of the T.V with Tinfoil stops the license people gettin a signal - Honest <Thumbsupsmiley>

    Has Muir fixed the smilies yet ? been a while since I've been on.
     
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    <laugh> <thumbsupsmiley> <ok>
     
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  16. Kim Jong Il

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    mendes you forget that muir works for the council so the chances of him ever actually doing anything are slim/none.
     
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  17. Magic Laudrup 11

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    **** that. If they were to say anything, I'd just tell them to **** off.

    I certainly wouldn't **** myself and say I thought it would last til midnight tonight <laugh>
     
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  18. _Jay

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    I forgot about him working for the Council.

    Explains alot really.

    <uselesscuntomuirsmiley>
     
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    where i am from back home in ireland is in the back arse of beyond. Anyway years ago the tv licence van came around the houses.

    House one he got told to **** off - he said he woudl be sending their details for a fine

    By the time he got to house two, occupants of house one had phoned for some back up. As he drove in the drive way he was stopped by a goup of lads who toook him out of the car, kicked **** out of himand sat him on a chair - he had an accordian in the car and they told him to play whilst they poured petrol over him and said they were going to set him on fire

    After an hour they said that guy in house one told you to **** off - you should have listened

    He never went to house three and the vans have never returned to that part of Armagh!!! <laugh>
     
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  20. Magic Laudrup 11

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    <yikes> <yikes> I actually don't think I have anything to say about that <laugh>
     
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