I'm Bored

Tell me a story.

 

Liverpool used to be the best team in England, but then came a manager called Alex came along and he put them into there place.

 

That's a good story, is it a true one?

 

It is true, so I am told

 

This board is boring without Matth

 

gggggggggggggggggggggggggg

 

Lol, obviously the board is going to be quiet and boring with the season now finished.

 

Catch 22 IMO, with Matth there's always threads and people on this board, normally just helping Matth make himself look like a buffoon. But without Matth, the board can be quite dull.

 

Apparently we're signing a Dutch player. Mr Den Hazard, first initial E

 

yep and some people going on holiday so less people on the board

 

Sounds dangerous.

 

Matth only joined a few months ago so was the board dull before he signed up to the site?

 

At times. With Matth there was always **** happening, good or bad lol.

 

Back in my Uni days we had a massive party at one of the digs. Proper shag fest basically. One guy took a bird upstairs and was giving her one from behind with the lights off, his mate came upstairs and the one shagging her secretly pulled out and let the other guy take over. Someone else came upstairs, and switched the light on. The bird turned round and realised that in fact it was her brother giving her one from behind.......and not the original fella that led her upstairs.

True story.

 

Haha. My friend told me something similar once, but it wasn't any one's sister, but the first guy pulled out and pushed my friend towards the bed yelled FINISH HER and walked out and locked the door.

Not sure if he was telling the truth, but an entertaining story none the less

 

And nine months later Skylarker was born

 

I was the brother


























not.

 

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Bollocks.

 

Bring back Matth