My bother in law is marrying a bird from there. She sounds like she's been dragged up, but looks dirty as ****.
Get her washed then. The Dooblin accent is terrible but I worked with a guy from Cork with a speach impediment. Hadn't a ****in clue what he was saying most of the time.
Glasgow people sound like they're constantly pulling up phlem. Dubliners sound smacked out all the time which many are. Very slow. Cork people go from very low pitch to very high pitch in the same word ffs. After a few drinks you just nod your head at them cos you can't understand a word of it.