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Smelly Armpits

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by alwaysright, May 25, 2012.

  1. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    Well how many of you wear the same shirt ( without washing it - or yourselves for that matter ) for more than one day ?
    In the last 6 days it seems that a lot of Chelsea fans don't possess another shirt - get close to one and the body odour stinks ( a bit like their brand of football in their CL exploits )


    I did have a work colleague who wore the same shirt all week - you could tell from the food stains that appeared on Monday and were still there ( plus more ) on Friday.
     
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  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    this thread is ****ing bullshit. I hate it
     
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  3. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    thankyou - it's more or less the reaction I was expecting and it's lasted l;onger than if it was on the Chelsea board.
     
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    Do you know any QPR fans? It's even worse..........
     
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    Shameless Well hung member

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    I you smell the pits of the opposite gender and it smells ok, it means you have great sexual chemistry <ok>

    alwaysright: you don't make any refs to his smell, so maybe you should just **** him.
     
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    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    I didn't even have to think for a micro second about that suggestion - no thanks . Although, strangely, as you say, it doesn't seem to be an issue with smelly girls - as long as they're reasonably 'fit' - and you would hope to be able to get them to build up some sweat.
     
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    In this weather you should change shirts at least twice a day. Although I have been wearing my Saints shirt continuously since 28th April.
     
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    .

    <laugh>
     
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  9. RAVENBLACK

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    **** off bozo.
     
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  10. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    You forgot your meds?
     
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    what you dribbling on about ya big Queen
     
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  12. Shameless

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    Dribbling?!?

    ER in missing incontinence pants shocker.
     
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    Some people reek, some people don't. My bird's da ****ing hums in the summer, when he's come for a visit, you can smell him a week later whereas I can go a week without a shower and I still smell like a Lynx anti-perspirant.
     
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  14. alwaysright

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    I should imagine that after a week you must smell like a golden shower
     
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