As we know SB3 will be jetting to the home of the Kyvian Rus for some footy next month. It promises a warm Slavonic welcome (sic), with booze, Ukrainian babes, corruption and extortion, inherent racism and xenophobia...a veritable ganster's paradise. So, what to pack when travelling to a country that has unrealistic aspirations of EU membership? Let's see if we can help SB3 pack his suit a case and recommend for useful items for his luggage. A crisp wad of 'green backs' (for bribing police officers and other public officials) A vuvuzela Loo paper Soap over to you fellas...
Like most things he says Its not going to happen. Probably booked himself a beach hut at Mudeford for two weeks with his portable black and white tv.
Actually Possum I and some friends are going , we leave next Friday just to make an early start as usual! .We will also be going to Poland as well as the Ukraine. We did consider a short visit to Scumhampton to practice our Polish but decided against it! I will of course be taking my large flag of St. George with P.F.C 657 crew painted in blue on it. You forgot that Sweep! I may need some sun glasses if this weather continues as it is!
Lawd - you forgot the most important thing of all Rich ............. tickets - no point in going all that way if he can't even get in to see the matches! Blue sunscreen to paint his face - available from any ski shop.
One thing about Ukraine, SB3. The policemen there, they think its really funny when you try to steal their gun. You'll have them in stitches.
Contrary to what Pieking says probably best if you don't try and steal police weapons... Yep need match tickets definitely, St George's flag, can of spray paint to leave the 657 calling card on the Kiev subway... Worth going to a nightclub and checking out all the hot Ukrainian blondes - your eyes will be out on stalks I promise you
Good god Minging, how old are you?, the 657 were like Metal Mickey, (both died in the 80s!)... The Ukranian and Polish hoolies will love you trying to re-enact your youth in their country........
All the many Polish people that I have met in Southampton have been well educated, cultered and spoke excellent English. They would therefore have nothing whatsoever to do with a troll like SB3.
The thing is, it's probably the 'better educated' Poles that have come to the UK to work so he might be in for a bit of the shock when he sees the 'great unwashed'
Maybe so Devo, but perhaps we should have gone to Scumhampton as clearly they have a great number of unwashed there as well!
Having seen the latest news and Panorama, maybe we should take some of these flags to blend in, although I really do not like the red background and prefer my 657 flag of St.George http://www.retronaut.co/2011/08/the-colour-of-the-nazi-flag/
