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  1. P.T.N

    P.T.N Active Member

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    I seriously hate my job, it takes the piss. At work today, a guest in the hotel where I work complained about finding some sperm on their bed. Fair enough, who wouldnt complain, especially in a 4 star hotel. So, I give her a complimentary upgrade to a deluxe suite, with a free bottle of Champagne. After getting to the room, she complained it was too dark, so I get the concierge to place a few more lamps in the room. AGAIN, this isnt enough. Now the position of the bed is not too her liking, so again myself and the concierge go upstairs to reposition everything in the room, which was a ****ing ball ache. After doing this, she requested to speak to the duty manager, as im on a management course, I deal with her again. She complains about everything, and then myself aswell. So, at this point I have to get the Duty Manager, and explain everything to him, hoping he'd see sense and see that this woman was just being a pain. But nooooo, he says I havent done enough, and that I was rude to her. So now thanks to this bitch, I've got a bad report for my night...which wont go well with HR, and just urgh!!!

    Needed a winge sorry.

    P.S Tash, i've noticed you dont have a job. Take mine?
     
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  2. Heavy Metal Toon

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    Piss off
     
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  3. AH

    AH Active Member

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    ... wait a minute....




    [video]http://dotsub.com/view/50e92ce6-928b-47a3-bf85-46a6760c4e00[/video]
    (better video...but it won't bloody embed)

    Unlucky though mate, life's a bitch sometimes!!
     
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  4. ThrillerinAsprilla

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    He already left his sperm on the bed... thats his job done
     
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  5. P.T.N

    P.T.N Active Member

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    Lol, people call me Basil at work!
     
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  6. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    Hippo ~ I'm talking to you, Watt.
     
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  7. MagpieMuzz

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    Classic, got to love Fawlty Towers
     
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  8. Rafa's Championship Party

    Rafa's Championship Party Well-Known Member

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    People complain for the sake of moaning.
     
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  9. overseasTOON

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    I did 10 years in hospitality.

    You have my sympathy and understanding.

    Become a chef and cum in her food.
     
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    <laugh> a classic episode! love Fawlty Towers!
     
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    Sorry about that mate. I thought I cleaned it up before I left.
     
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  12. Rafa's Championship Party

    Rafa's Championship Party Well-Known Member

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    Sorry for the moaning more like.
     
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  13. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    Ruddy shame they only did 12!
     
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  14. Rafa's Championship Party

    Rafa's Championship Party Well-Known Member

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    I know, I look at Only Fools and think 64 isn't enough yet 12 is just over a sixth of that.
     
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  15. AH

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    Aye, makes every single episode a classic then I suppose! When we moved into our current house for uni, before we got a tv box thing sorted we just watched dvds and watched all 12 episodes in one day. a day very well spent i might add.
     
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    blimey, only 64? Thought it was more than that!
    They were milking the Christmas specials for like 8 years I suppose though!
     
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    Agreed.
    The good thing is the standard was so high, if they'd done too much it could have slipped.
     
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    Which hotel do you work at? It sounds like the one RBT stayed in with his 12 foot tall girlfriend.
     
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    I was going to suggest sneaking into her room in the dead of night and leaving some sperm on her face.

    Both plans are foolproof though.
     
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  20. Agent Bruce

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    Or become a dentist and ...................... oh never mind.
     
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