Standards - For Dougie and the rest of you men...

Do any of you have them, where women are concerned?

What is an absolute no-no for you?

 

whats this word "standards" never heard it used in this context before.

 

If a burd is willing to shag me then that ticks all the boxes I need ticked.

 

A clunge full of gunge puts me off

Have a wash ya manky hoors.

 

I have standards

 

no you don't.

 

How can dole scum like you claim to have standards ya speccy ****?

 

lol'd there

 

aye no bigger than 7 inches for anal

 

I do have standards! Hence, why I have knocked back tina quite a few times <fuglywhooooor>

 

You wee fibber

'Pweeeez answer my pm's, Tina'........

 

A large @rse is a must. As is the absence of a penis.

 

You'll get your **** kicked in off her for that one...

 

Coming from you, look what you've battered my wall with in the last few days because I haven't been online.... much

 

I genuinely thought you were dead coz you weren't on in a space of 12 hours

 

some people are in to that <whitsle>

 

There was a baw stomping video on XNXX a couple of days ago. Even the wee picture of it was making me sick.

How the **** could you be into getting yer knackers trod on by some bint in high heels?

 

i mind talking to a burd who said she was in to that. the whole time my mind was going could i do that? hmmm if shes in to that she must be filthy, but do i really want my baws stood on. in the end i didnt go through with it. i dont regret my decision.

 

I have no standards but I do have some self respect.

Go figure.

 

Self respect? You're a drug addict!