Would love to see how distorted bates facewouleget witha realy thick and long cucumber stuck up his arse roughly by Marko. Then again, ifhe is anything like some of the business elite, he would probably smile, come and eat the ducking thing
Thinking outside the box, good plan Seriously though I think all your hatred towards Bates has been encapsulated in that one desire to make his wife consume a pooey cucumber that you've used to assault him with. Nice work.