***warnock statement***

I can see the headlines now

Madman Marko gets medieval on Bates with Cucumber

 

If we delete the thread before he finishes him off there's no proof

 

What a way to go, getting cucumbered to death....

 

Would love to see how distorted bates facewouleget witha realy thick and long cucumber stuck up his arse roughly by Marko.

Then again, ifhe is anything like some of the business elite, he would probably smile, come and eat the ducking thing

 

In all the cases I've had to study for criminology, death by cucumber is something I have not seen

 

Yeh, Marko could escape punishment, by eating the said cucumber, therefor no evidence

 

Yet, Marko, where are you????

 

http://www.disclose.tv/forum/death-by-cucumber-t52423.html

 

Now if only all killers were as smart as that...

 

All depends where said cucumber has been !!!!!

 

I'll make his wife eat it.

 

To be honest she will probably be over the moon.

 

As long as it's only been used to hit Bates and hasn't been anywhere too grotesque

 

Eating pooey cucumbers is all part of the long drawn out affair with lots of foreplay

 

I can't quite decide whether I should laugh or be sick...

 

Why not both?

 

Thinking outside the box, good plan

Seriously though I think all your hatred towards Bates has been encapsulated in that one desire to make his wife consume a pooey cucumber that you've used to assault him with. Nice work.

 

More importantly I've got my sense of humour back, its been awol for a few weeks

 

Why not Zoidberg?

 

I noticed, I think you used the laugh smiley earlier! Thought I must've been dreaming