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Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by ellandback, May 23, 2012.

  1. ellandback

    ellandback Well-Known Member
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    I can see the headlines now

    Madman Marko gets medieval on Bates with Cucumber
     
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  2. kiwi

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    If we delete the thread before he finishes him off there's no proof <laugh>
     
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  3. ellandback

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    What a way to go, getting cucumbered to death....
     
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  4. 666 & Elmo

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    Would love to see how distorted bates facewouleget witha realy thick and long cucumber stuck up his arse roughly by Marko.

    Then again, ifhe is anything like some of the business elite, he would probably smile, come and eat the ducking thing
     
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  5. kiwi

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    In all the cases I've had to study for criminology, death by cucumber is something I have not seen <laugh>
     
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  6. ellandback

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    Yeh, Marko could escape punishment, by eating the said cucumber, therefor no evidence
     
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  7. ellandback

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    Yet, Marko, where are you????
     
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  8. ellandback

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    Now if only all killers were as smart as that...
     
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    All depends where said cucumber has been !!!!! <yikes>
     
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  11. MarkoLUFC

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    I'll make his wife eat it.
     
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  12. strachallister

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    To be honest she will probably be over the moon.
     
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  13. kiwi

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    As long as it's only been used to hit Bates and hasn't been anywhere too grotesque <yikes>
     
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  14. MarkoLUFC

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    Eating pooey cucumbers is all part of the long drawn out affair with lots of foreplay
     
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  15. kiwi

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    I can't quite decide whether I should laugh or be sick...
     
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  16. MarkoLUFC

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    Why not both?
     
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  17. kiwi

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    Thinking outside the box, good plan <laugh>

    Seriously though I think all your hatred towards Bates has been encapsulated in that one desire to make his wife consume a pooey cucumber that you've used to assault him with. Nice work.
     
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  18. MarkoLUFC

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    More importantly I've got my sense of humour back, its been awol for a few weeks
     
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  19. MarkoLUFC

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    Why not Zoidberg?
     
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  20. kiwi

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    I noticed, I think you used the laugh smiley earlier! Thought I must've been dreaming <yikes> <laugh>
     
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