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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Frank The Tank, May 23, 2012.

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  1. Frank The Tank

    Frank The Tank Active Member

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    When they learned English were their language speaking tapes narrated by a spastic?

    Without exception they all sound like they've got a dose of the downs, or at best do a damn good Stephen Hawking impression.

    Ears are fucking bleeding here <grr>
     
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  2. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Says the Scot <doh>
     
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  3. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Wgaf?
     
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  4. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Just order her online
     
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  5. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    My brother is in a relationship with a Latvian, she sounds like she's got a speech defect.
     
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  6. Frank The Tank

    Frank The Tank Active Member

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    Mention spastics and two reply almost instantly.

    Stick together *****s, stronger together <ok>
     
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  7. Frank The Tank

    Frank The Tank Active Member

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    Sorry, make that 3 spastics.

    You lot go in the special group with my pain in the arse robot workmate.
     
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  8. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    See me I'm a person/We are the people

    Go figure
     
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  9. Tina_old

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    frank's ****in beelin :laugh:
     
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  10. Toby

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    Frank why do you put the 'u' in '****ing' in italic?
     
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  11. Tina_old

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    coz he looks like David Van Day.
     
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  12. Toby

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    Makes sense, thought it was some kind of speech impediment <ok>
     
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  13. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    My pal speaks to Eastern Europeans in the same pigeon English that they use. He doesn't do it on purpose, he's just a ****ing idiot.
     
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  14. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  15. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Your pals are *****s?

    Theres a surprise.
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", May 23, 2012
  16. Barrie Lochrie

    Barrie Lochrie New Member

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    My sis-in-law is Polish and I'd drink her pish.

    Joosain'
     
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  17. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    your coupon probably gives her the dry boak.

    <johnmerrick>
     
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  18. Barrie Lochrie

    Barrie Lochrie New Member

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    No, I reckon I could pump her, but I'm worried that she might just take my seed then kill me <HOSTEL>
     
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  19. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    They're not all *****s, just a good percentage of them.


    Unlike your pals, whom I presume are the top echelon of society <doh>
     
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  20. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Most of my pals have spent time in HMP Perth so yes obviously they ooze class.
     
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